Britney Proves It: She is Entelligent
December 11th, 2007 Posted in Britney Spears
Uh, hi y’all. Listen. I’m real tired of you people talking about what I’m wearing and doing and how I’m raising my kids. Sean and, uh, Jason… oh, I mean Jayden, are good boys and they love their mama. They say “I want nanny, not you” a lot, but it’s, like, totally a fun game we play.
Anywayz. Dudes, I’m tired of y’all talking about me and calling me stupid and junk. I’m not stupid. So you know what I did? I dyed my hair. Yep, I did myself. It took me two hours and I stained all the pink bath rugs in my bathroom with black dots, but I did it. Now I’m still GORGEOUS but I have brown hair. And it’s dark brown, bitches. Almost black! And y’all know that girls with dark hair are intelligent. E-N-T-E-L-L-I-J-E-N-T. Intelligent.
Hell yeah.