Mary Kate and Ashley Sacrifice Animals for Fun
December 11th, 2007 Posted in Mary Kate Olsen
Apparently, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are evil. Is anybody truly surprised? Recently, PETA has targeted the Creepoid Twins for their habitual wearing of fur, launching an ad campaign against the ultra rich pair in which, essentially, PETA implies that the Olsens come from the seventh level of Hell. As if we couldn’t tell that just by looking at them.
“No one would argue that Mary-Kate and Ashley could use some meat on their bones, but the last thing they need is hair on their backs,” says PETA. And while we agree that there’s not much point in the Creepoid twins killing animals to look attractive (as if that were possible), we think renaming the girls The Trollsens is going too far. It’s just not fair to trolls.