In a rather weak ploy to win public affection early Saturday morning, Paris Hilton rushed on stage to comfort what she seems to have thought was an injured child refugee, only to discover that it was, in actuality, an Oompa Loompa. And not even a real one, at that. Ah, Paris.
The Oompa Loompa in question was injured at Cameo nightclub in Miami while performing in Jeff Breacher’s Madhouse along with two other Oompa Loompa Lookalikes. Apparently, in a fit of Oompa enthusiasm, the crowd rushed the stage and Robin Sherwood –in full orange and green Oompa Loompa costume– was injured in the onslaught. The world, apparently, is a dangerous place for stage-performing Oompas… somebody should write Willy Wonka a letter.
Paris, gracious and generous as she is, stuck around to comfort the Ooompa Loompa after the injury. Her claim is that Robin is a friend of hers, and that Paris has been worried for Robin’s health– Robin is in dire need of a liver transplant. At no point did Paris admit that she was trying to save face after realizing that Robin was, in fact, an Oompa Loompa and not a starving refugee… but I have my doubts.
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