Alba Pregnant with Cash’s Small Change
December 12th, 2007 Posted in Jessica Alba
Apparently, getting knocked up is the new black. Jessica Alba is the latest start to report that she and on-again, off-again boyfriend of three years, Cash Warren, are expecting a baby early next summer. Yes guys… Jessica Alba is going to get fat and may very well be covered in stretch marks by this time next summer. So enjoy her while you can– for now, she’s still totally hot and not coated in baby puke.
This will, fortunately for the theatre, probably get in the way of Jessica’s proposed theatrical debut in “Speed the Plow” this summer. Time for all you theatre goers to breathe a sigh of relief.
Anyway, congratulations guys!