Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant!
What a classy family. In an exclusive interview with OK magazine, Jamie Lynn, the very young 16-year-old sister of Britney Spears, has reported that she’s 12 weeks pregnant with the child of her long-term (in the world of 16 year-olds, that is) boyfriend, Casey Alridge. Jamie says she was completely shocked when the test came back positive. Apparently, she doesn’t know how this sort of thing happens.
Jamie, who has a cheesy teen show on Nickelodeon, Zoey 101, hadn’t told Nickelodeon about the baby at the time of the interview, but they have since released a statement saying they support her. What else could they say? “She’s slutty and she’s fired?”
Apparently Jamie Lynn told her mother, Lynne Spears, at Thanksgiving. Mom was shocked, but supportive. She knew how to bide time and sell the story for a butt load of cash. We at Dumb Ass Celebrites wonder if Lynne “best mamma in the world” Spears was going to put that piece of info in her parenting book. Yes, she was writing a parenting book. The book –ridiculous enough an idea when you look at one of her daughters– sounds pretty ludicrous now. For now, the project’s shelved. Maybe she’ll go
for a tell-all instead, like Eminem’s mom.