Jamie Lynn Was Scared of Britney!

And aren’t you scared of her, too, a little? The Dorito breath alone could probably knock out a horse.

Anyway, Britney Spears was pretty pissed off that her 16 year-old sister did not come to Britney when she learned that she was pregnant, an insider to the Spears family reported to gossip site PageSix. “Britney felt betrayed and left out when Jamie Lynn did not come to her first,” they said.

Now it seems that the reason Jamie Lynn didn’t tell Britney about her pregnancy was because she was scared of Brit’s reaction.

“Jamie Lynn has a very soft personality,” the family insider told PageSix. They also let us in on a little secret: Jamie Lynn had to endure lots of tantrums from Britney growing up. “She loves Britney, not Britney’s temper.” So we guess Aunt Britney isn’t going to be a favorite of the baby.

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Gosh, Posh! Aren’t you Chilly?

Victoria Beckham seems to have forgotten she’s in London. She and the rest of the Spice Girls are currently touring in the UK for their awesome, must-see (ha!) tour, and Victoria was caught out shopping in the exclusive Bond Street area of London. And she was practically naked.

Okay, she was wearing a little satin mini dress and a tiny cardigan, but seriously… she had to be freezing. At Dumb Ass Celebrities, we get wanting to look hot. But it’s not worth catching pneumonia. Luckily for Posh Spice, there was a car right outside –with, no doubt, the heat running– waiting to chauffer Posh to her next shopping location. It’s great to be rich.

The Spice Girls were in Germany last night in concert, and will be in Madrid, Spain on the 23^rd. Looks like it’s snowing there, too, so let’s hope for Posh’s sake she picked up a coat while she was out shopping. She wouldn’t want to ruin her flawless, fabulous singing voice with a cold.

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Jamie Lynn Not Paid for OK Interview

Jamie Lynn Spears was not paid for the exclusive interview she gave to OK! magazine announcing her pregnancy. Sources close to the Spears family told gossip site TMZ that Lynne Spears, Jamie Lynn and Britney’s mother, developed a relationship with OK! magazine after Britney’s total meltdown during a photo shoot. The family gave OK! the exclusive interview for free.

Jamie Lynn will, however, receive $1 million from OK! for a photo shoot after the baby is born. A ha! We cynics at Dumb Ass Celebrities just knew the money was in there somewhere…

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Terrell Owens Calls Jessica Simpson the Curse of the Cowboys

First a box-office curse, now a curse on football. Jessica Simpson’s just a great girl to have around. All eyes were on Jessica last week as she came to watch her new beau, Cowboy’s quarterback Tony Romo, play for the first time. A first time that turned out to be the worst game of his career. And it sounds like more than just the fans blame Simpson for the loss– Cowboy’s wider receiver Terrell Owens had something to say, too.

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Britney Thrown Out of Four Seasons

An inside source has told celebrity tabloid TMZ.com that Britney Spears will no longer be allowed to live part-time at super posh hotel The Four Seasons. It seems the hotel has asked Ms. Spears’s people to tell her not to return. Perhaps the other guests were bothered by the constant stink of Cheetos and chocolate wafting through the hotel halls?

Snack food wasn’t mentioned, though we expect it may have played a part. It seems that the hotel has grown tired of guest complaints, paparazzi invasions, and the shit-pile of Brit’s negative publicity stinking up the air around their hotel.

Britney has been kicked out of hotels before. The Wack-Job Princess was recently told not to return to the restaurant at the Chateau Marmont, where she smeared her food all over her face in front of a bunch of snooty guests.

Hey guys, cut Britney some slack… she was probably trying to cover up that nasty mass of pimples on her chin.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Tells Playboy She Won’t Play

Hugh likes ‘em curvy. After getting mountains of publicity for unflattering pictures of her cellulite-ridden butt in a bikini and 86ing rumors that her voluptuous new look was the result of a pregnancy, Jennifer Love Hewitt has been invited to pose for Playboy magazine. An invitation which she turned down.

According to the gossip magazine In Touch, Huge Hefner was determined to get J. Love to do a pictorial spread, and that he offered her a substantial amount to pose for the magazine. It’s a shame.The geniuses at Playboy would’ve slapped some makeup over that cellulite to make J. Love look totally hot. Oh well. None of us at Dumb Ass Celebrities think Hewitt is fat… watching cellulite jiggle is a real turn on.

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Amy Winehouse Arrested and Released

Amy Winehouse was arrested yesterday on charges of “perverting the course of justice” in the case against her husband. Last month, Amy’s hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil was arrested on similar charges related to the alleged assault of a bartender. Classy couple, eh?

Amy was released not long after the arrest, which her rep says was only a technicality, and that Winehouse has not officially been charged with any crime. Yet. Since her husband’s arrest, Amy has cancelled her UK tour and spent plenty of time with lawyers. Maybe a little extra time in at the police station will help her clean up– just a spray or two with one of those high powered hoses would be an improvement.

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Add Another Unwed Mother to the Pile: Lily Allen

Lily Allen has confirmed that she is indeed pregnant with the child of boyfriend Ed Simons of The Chemical Brothers. The 22-year-old has been dating Simons since September. So they have a nice, long foundation of three months to build on. Solid.

Despite the pregnancy, Lily’s new (and according to Lily, her last) album will be released next year.

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Britney Shocked by News of Sister’s Pregnancy

It looks like Britney Spears was unaware of her 16-year-old sister’s pregnancy, and had to hear the news along with the rest of the world. Poor Brit. Did they not trust her to keep the secret? After hearing about the pregnancy, Britney went shopping at the Lisa Klein boutique, tried on some clothes, and on leaving told reporters “My sister’s not pregnant!” So much for taking the news with class.

We understand why she might be confused. Though after turning from Pop-Star Britney into Britney the Wreck, Brit has been estranged from her mother– but has spent time with her sister Jamie Lynn, who defended Britney when a neighbor verbally attacked her in October.

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Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant!

What a classy family. In an exclusive interview with OK magazine, Jamie Lynn, the very young 16-year-old sister of Britney Spears, has reported that she’s 12 weeks pregnant with the child of her long-term (in the world of 16 year-olds, that is) boyfriend, Casey Alridge. Jamie says she was completely shocked when the test came back positive. Apparently, she doesn’t know how this sort of thing happens.

Jamie, who has a cheesy teen show on Nickelodeon, Zoey 101, hadn’t told Nickelodeon about the baby at the time of the interview, but they have since released a statement saying they support her. What else could they say? “She’s slutty and she’s fired?”

Apparently Jamie Lynn told her mother, Lynne Spears, at Thanksgiving. Mom was shocked, but supportive. She knew how to bide time and sell the story for a butt load of cash. We at Dumb Ass Celebrites wonder if Lynne “best mamma in the world” Spears was going to put that piece of info in her parenting book. Yes, she was writing a parenting book. The book –ridiculous enough an idea when you look at one of her daughters– sounds pretty ludicrous now. For now, the project’s shelved. Maybe she’ll go

for a tell-all instead, like Eminem’s mom.

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