Jennifer Love Hewitt Not Pregnant

After pictures taken of Jennifer Love Hewitt looking particularly curvaceous in a bikini have been circulating the web, pregnancy rumors have begun to follow Jennifer Love Hewitt like a lovesick fan. A false report from the UK over the weekend stated that Jennifer discovered she was pregnant in November.

“It’s not true,” the actress’s publicist told gossip site PageSix.

After the infamously unflattering pics of Hewitt began to circulate, and ridicule with them, Jennifer posted the following statement on her website: “Size two is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size zero doesn’t make you beautiful.”

We have to agree. She looks pretty hot to us.

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Eminen’s Mommy Says He’s a Liar

Debbie Nelson, infamous mother of infamous rapper Eminem (Marshall Mathers), writes in her new tell-all book, “My Son Marshall, My Son Eminem,” that her son isn’t exactly what he claims to be. Nelson writes that Marshall (or Emmie, if you prefer) made up the stories of a difficult childhood to succeed in the rap market.

Nelson writes, “After his first album, Infinite, flopped, he reinvented himself as white trailer trash with a crazy welfare mom.” “…I went along with it for Marshall’s sake.”

It looks like Eminem’s mother is done pretending to be an evil trailer trash wench. “This book is my way of setting the record straight,” she says. And make loads and loads of money, of course. Classy.

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Hugh Grant Still Likes it Dirty

And wouldn’t you be a little disappointed to hear that he didn’t? Apparently, Hugh shocked his fellow diners in London restaurant Roka when he took part in a hot three-way make out with a woman over a plate of sushi– while another man caressed her leg under the table. An keen-eyed observer described the scene as disgusting, saying, “Hugh and the girl were completely going for it.”

Daily rag The Mirror has identified the mystery make out woman as an ex porn star named Shu Qi, and the male friend as director John Duigan.

When questioned about the incident, Hugh very politely told reporters to fuck off via his home intercom. And no wonder… who knows what he was up to in there?

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Pam’s Divorce. And Reconciliation. And Divorce. And Reconciliation…

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Is she or isn’t she? Over the weekend, Pamela Anderson started divorce proceedings against her husband, Rich Salomon, citing irreconcilable differences. And no wonder… nine whole weeks together is like an eternity.

Now, the Baywatch babe has reported on her blog that the two are trying to work out their rocky relationship, in spite of divorce papers having been filed. It seems that divorce proceedings were a little hasty, and papers were filed in the wake of a big fight. The two, long term friends before they were married, are determined to stick it out. And though it seems Pam and Rick may make it to week 10, we’ll see about weeks 11 and 12.

Then again, Rick was once married to 90210’s Shannon Doherty, and Pam (notoriously) to Kid Rock… so they might just be a perfect match.

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Michael Jackson is Melting. Surprised?

It’s finally happened… Michael Jackson’s face is falling off. He showed up in Barnes and Noble over the weekend trying to hold it all together. Check out the pic. Enough said.

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Paris Wishes You (Yes, You!) a Merry Christmas

It looks like celebrity gossip rag PageSix has gotten a copy of Paris Hilton’s Christmas card for 2007. Considering all the gossip on the web about the heiress, it would be surprising if Paris sent it over willingly. Then again, she loves publicity.

Did you expect Paris’s Christmas card to feature Paris in a miniscule-skirted velvet Santa suit and hat? So did we. But Paris is surprisingly pretty and demure in a long-sleeved red dress and matching lipstick. It’s her Chihuahua, Tinkerbell, in the tiny Santa suit… and not looking at all sexy, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Paris, demure? Don’t worry. Long sleeves and modest smiles don’t last long with Pairs. She was back to herself in Germany last week, pictured here in a skimpy leopard number. Atta girl.

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Celine Leaves Vegas in Peace

You’d think they’d be relieved, but they really seemed to like her. After 717 sold out shows at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas, the slightly scary star gave her last Vegas concert on Saturday night. For the finale, Dion’s husband and seven year-old son joined her onstage under a rain of rose petals. How fittingly melodramatic.

If you’re kicking yourself for missing your chance to take Grandma to see her favorite singer in Vegas, don’t worry. In February, she’ll be on tour to promote her new album, “Taking Chances.” So yay for your grandma. As for Vegas, it looks like Dion’s already been replaced at Caesar’s Palace… by none other than Better Midler. Big voices, mass Grandma appeal, giant heads. Is this a Caesar’s theme?

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Helena Bonham Carter Gives Birth to Baby Girl

Weird actress Helena Bonham Carter and even weirder director, Tim Burton, have a new addition to their little nest of weird. Helena has given birth to a healthy baby girl in London late on Saturday. This is the couple’s second child together, after 4 year-old son, Billy. So far, they haven’t announced anything about the baby except for the sex, which they didn’t choose to know before the birth.

To add to the celebration, both are nominated for Golden Globes this year; Helena for Best Actress and Tim for Best Director for the movie Sweeny Todd. Strangely enough (and what about this pair isn’t strange, even if they are talented), they found out about it at the doctor’s office while consulting about the birth.

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New Nose for Ashley Tisdale

Congratulations is in order. Ashley Tisdale, Disney’s princess and star of the High School Musical movies has gotten a nose job. And why, you ask, should you care? Because now the 22-year-old actress looks super hot.

It seems that a new nose is all Ashley needed to make her pretty but slightly weird face look just… pretty. And surprisingly natural, considering the old nose was a little odd and Hilton-ish.

Ashley says that she got the nose job to correct a deviated septum. But she’s not hiding the fact that she had the rhinoplasty, and seems eager to show off her new look. And no wonder. She looks great. Let’s just hope for her sake she doesn’t go the way of Jennifer Grey: into pretty-nosed obscurity.

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Tara Collapses While Beer-Bonging… er, Sightseeing

Wouldn’t you be at least a little disappointed to open your favorite glossy celebrity-hound magazine, only to discover that Tara Reid had: gotten it together, made a good movie… and taken a shower? It’d be good for her, but… boring.

Not to worry. Apparently, Tara has collapsed (again) after a partying just a bit too hardily (again); just the classy blonde’s (ha!) style. Just days after looking relatively together and making ugly bracelets in Australia (see photo), Tara flew to Bali for a little sun, sea, and alcohol. On her first night in town, she collapsed and was rushed to a local hospital. Now she’s hanging out at her hotel trying to recover– maybe we should tell room service to send up a bottle or two of vodka to cheer her up?

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