Dont Cry For Me Argentina, or England or….David Beckham Out!

Poor old David Beckham seems to have exchanged a monumentous footballing career in the United Kingdom for a less than mediocre ‘job’ in the United States and all, most probably, based on the fact that Posh wanted to move to Los Angeles to chase a non-existing modeling, acting, pouting career! Thats dead in the water!

Now the LA Galaxy star finds himself stranded on 99 caps after concerns over his fitness prompted Fabio Capello to omit him from the 30-man training squad, his first as England manager.

The former Manchester United and Real Madrid man had been expected to bring up his century by captaining Capello’s team at Wembley, but the skipper’s armband should now go to Steven Gerrard, with John Terry and Frank Lampard.

Jamie Rednap’s wife Louise was happy to follow a successful career in the UK, not so much Posh Spice with her self opinionated pout!

Should have stayed at home with Michael Owen and Wayne Rooney!

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Paris Hilton Has A Gay Old Time!

The burning question of the day is, ‘Does Paris Hilton Swing Both Ways?”

Paris Hilton got some lady lovin’ Monday night as she stepped out on the town with a hottie – not a nottie – on either arm.

After a pit stop at “Crustacean” to attend a SAG Awards gala, the celebutante hit up her most recent haunt “Falcon,” a lesbian bar located on Sunset Blvd. The Daily Mail reports that Paris reappeared sometime later with reality-show star Brittny Gastineau in tow, and apparently the two looked quite cozy.

This marks the second time within the month that Hilton has graced the bar regulars with her presence. For those who need a recap, she was first introduced to the hotspot three weeks ago during the 5^th season premiere party of The L Word. Sources claimed they witnessed Paris “holding hands” with the show’s star Katherine Moennig through-out the night.

According to The Daily Mail, after meeting up with another gal pal Paris threw on a brunette wig and bounced over to club “Hyde.” From there she concluded the evening at “LAX,” her former stomping grounds.

Is it possible that the heiress has adopted a bisexual streak? Or is she, as we have all suspected just simply a nympho and wants to give everyone a fair chance at the fair lady!

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David Beckham: Please May I Sing, Posh?

Here’s one celebrity who knows exactly where his talents lay. In tackling a mid fielder in the World cup, posing in sexy sunglasses, running around in Adidas sneakers and looking moody while appearing on his calendar.

But since ‘Bad Bo’ Snoop Dog recently became a ‘drinking buddy’ to the English footer star David Beckham, much to the disapproval of his wife, Victoria, Posh Spice, Beckham, rumours have abounded of the two drinking buddies doing their own karaoke.

Although David Beckham has denied rumours that he is to collaborate with rapper and friend Snoop Dogg on a new song the rumours were fuelled further by the fact the L.A. Galaxy star appeared in Dogg’s reality TV show Father Hood. However, Beckham’s spokesman told The Celebrity Truth, that there was “No truth in that one.”

But we cant help thinking that maybe Victoria Beckham had a hand in the final decision. Why? Because she needs Becks home to mind the kids? No, he just might upstage her, which in all honesty wouldn’t be that difficult. Kermit the frog has had more successful singles than Miss Posh!

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Angelina Jolie Goes Recyled!

If we are to believe what we read in Star magazine and X17online Ms Jolie is pregnant again, but this time she is expecting double trouble with twins. Although there has been no official confirmation from Jolie or Pitt, as the two stars walked the red carpet at the Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday night it was very obvious that Jolie was hiding a bit of a weight gain which could well be twins.

Jolie was nominated at the SAG Awards for “Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role” for her role as Mariane Pearl in Paramount Vantage’s A Mighty Heart.

Miss Jolie’s choice of dress hardly lived up to her former flambouyant style with all the shades of sepia put together in what appeared to be arecycled tie dye parachute!

Tom Cruise Released in the Wild, Wild UK!

After two weeks of speculation that the book, penned by former Princess Diana biographer, Andrew Morton based on Tom Cruises life as a Scientologist, Tom Cruise, The Unauthorized Biography would be banned in the UK, once again it would appear it was all hype.

Who would have bothered to rush out to UK bookstore, Waterstones or logging on to Amazon.com to buy such a heap of nonsense if the whole issue hadn’t been banded around the news airwaves and the Internet from the Larry King show, to CNN and every blogger in the known world.

Even American comedian Jerry O’Connell has parodied the Tom Cruise Scientology video on the Internet which has brought more attention to Cruise’s religion of choice and ultimately the book.

The Hollywood star who, in the past two years has done nothing to increase his credibility as a normal human being after jumping on the settee while being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey and raving on at Matt Lauer on NBC’S The Today Show, now even appears fragmented on the cover of the book. Interesting!

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Blonde Bomb Shell James Bond Movie Revealed! Daniel Craig to Star!

The first blonde bomb shell secret agent, James Bond, played by the blue eyed hunk, Daniel Craig, has been given his new assignement for November 2008. Quantum of Solace is the name given to the 2008 movie by the Bond Franchise.

The movie covers a topic close to the hearts of many humanitarians such as Al Gore as according to the synopsis, Bond girl Camille, played by Ukrainian-born Olga Kurylenko, leads the secret agent, Bond, to Dominic Greene, a member of a mysterious organization and a ruthless businessman, seeking to control huge natural resources. Sounds like the character might be based on Gore’s ‘hanging chad’ opponent 2000!

Following on from the plot of Casino Royale, the last Bond movie, Bond aims to uncover the truth about the beauty Vesper, the role filled by Eva Green in Casino Royale, who betrayed him, and discovers that she had been blackmailed.

Greene, the sinister villain, is played by Frenchman Mathieu Amalric, who starred in the Oscar-nominated The Diving Bell and the Butterfly and the movie will also see the return of Judi Dench in her role as M.

Filming has begun at Pinewood studios in London.

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Heath Ledger Craved Privacy in Life

Its been less than 24 hours since Heath Ledger’s body was found in his Lower Manhattan home and already the privacy he so craved in life has not followed him in death.

Speculation is already mounting as to why and how he died and the paparazzi are hoping for some scandalous information to surface. Was he gay? Was he a druggy? Was he depressed because of his broken relationship with Michelle Williams?

Probably none of the above. Could just have been a total accident?

The 28 year old star of Brokeback Mountain and the Joker in the new Batman movie had an untimely and sad demise and this should remain private for now, to honour both the respect of Heath, his family and his grieving fans.

So far the New York coroner’s office has revealed that the reason fro his death and tests on his body are inconclusive and probably will remain that way for at least another 10 days.

Let Heath rest in peace, at least until we know the truth.

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Chris Noth. No More Sex in the City

The end of being known as the eternal bachelor of Sex and the City, Chris Noth and long time girlfriend Tara Wilson, have announced the arrival of their first born child, a son, Orion Christopher.

Noth, 53, the star of the long running New York police series Law and Order is currently filming the final scenes of the forthcoming Sex and the City movie in New York City where he stars alongside Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kirsten Davis and Cynthia Nixon.

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Lily Allen Has Miscarriage

Just two months after revealing that she was expecting a baby in 2008, British pop star Lily Allen has sadly lost the baby after experiencing a miscarriage following her return from a romantic holiday in the Maldives with My Chemical Romance boyfriend, Ed Simons.

Lily, 22, has, in recent months been known for her ‘party girl’ lifestyle which she had turned her back on after the unplanned but welcome pregnancy.

A source tells The Sun, “They are in a state of shock. The bad news has been really difficult for them to take and they are both absolutely heartbroken’ and the singer’s publicist has confirmed the devastating news, asking the media and fans to respect the singer’s privacy.

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