Does Lindsay Lohan Need More Exposure?

Its hard to say no to an offer from Playboy’s Hugh Hefner at the best of times for most celerities and most celebrities might have to give a bit of thought to the offer posed by Playboy Heff, but for Lindsay Lohan, no sooner than the words will have left Heff’s lips than the answer, a resounding yes, would reach his ears.

With a plummeting screen career La La certainly could do with the dough and after all she may as well make an income out of doing what she did for the New York magazine for nothing!

According to sources, Hugh’s carrot on the stick (oups!) will be suggesting that Lohan pose ’tastefully’ as a Marilyn Monroe look a like and of course a big fat cheque with a copious amount of zeros on the end.

She’ll be running up the street ripping her clothes off like a woman possessed.

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Nicole Richie Is In Chicago!

No! Nicole hasn’t abandoned Los Angeles, yet! But it could be on the cards as she lands the role of Roxie Hart in Broadway’s Chicago.

Unlike so many young celebrities, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan, it appears Nicole took a long cold look at where her life was heading and pulled herself back from the brink.

Now, with all that hard work done Richie is preparing to reap the rewards of her disciplined change in life style and has landed the role of Roxie Hart in the Broadway production of Chicago in what will be her first post-pregnancy role.

Following in the footsteps of Ashlee Simpson, Brooke Shields and Renee Zellweger, Nicole is set to become the next big name to play the role.

Although Nicole and Joel, along with baby Harlow, born in January this year, are based in Los Angeles, she is considering relocating the family to New York, an insider tells American magazine Us Weekly.

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Brainier Than Brit: Jamie Lynn Spears gets a GED

Outshining her big sis’ in the responsibility-department once again, little Jamie Lynn Spears has officially passed her GED!

People got the lowdown from a family friend who says that the former Zoey 101 cutie has only begun her higher-education quest. After tackling the high school equivalency exam last month – where she scored in the upper percentile for reading comprehension – Jamie decided to go for the gold by preparing herself for the ACT college entrance test.

“She’s already got her diploma,” the close acquaintance stated. “She wants to take her ACT. She’s not wasting any time.

Sean Penn Hits His Own Gold at the Oscars

Although Penn wasn’t on the red carpet to pick up a little gold man he did score big with a little gold lady, Petra Nemcova!

It didn’t take him long to recover from his recent divorced when actor Sean Penn set tongues wagging Sunday night by keeping close company with model Petra Nemcova during Elton John’s AIDS Foundation screening party.

After arriving together, the two momentarily separated – Penn, 47, rattled off an interview while Nemcova, 28, posed for pictures – before meeting up again in front of the cameras for a joint photo op.

Kate Hudson and Justin Timberlake

Is Justin Timberlake on a mission to bed every Hollywood starlett before he reaches burn out?

Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Jessica Simpson and now apparently Kate Hudson have all fallen prey to the ex Mousketeer and ‘N Sync band member.

Sources are telling Page Six that the two have been secretly dating for the past year. ‘Kate is very private and refuses to be seen with him in public…She doesn’t want to be humiliated like Cameron Diaz was when he dumped her. But they talk every day on the phone and see each other often.’

From what we can see of Kate’s past, Justin is the one who might just end up dumped!

Dumped!

Dumped!

But have you noticed, Justin is doing it all very orderly, in alphabetical order. B is for Britney, C is for Cameron, J is for Jessica is for Jessica…..watch out Rachel Bilson and Winona Ryder, but we think (hopefully) Zac Efron is safe!
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Heppy Birthday to You, Ashton Kutcher

Wow! What a present Ashton had for his birthday this year! A suspcted dose of Heppy- A. He’s probably quite happy about it though as it still sees him and his glamorous wife Demi Mooore on the A-List. Hevaen only knows how he would have felt about Heppy B!

According to Eonline.com, the New York City Department of Health issued a warning announcing that a case of Hepatitis A was recently discovered at the eatery.

The organization worked as quickly as possible to educate Socialista’s management about a particular bartender who was seen working on Feb. 7^th, 8^th and 11^th who had come in contact with the disease but had failed to mention it. Must have just slipped his mind?

The owners, as well as the aforementioned association, are urging everyone who drank and ate on those nights - approximately 800 people - to get vaccinated as a precaution.

Despite the fact that the infection is classified as “manageable,” there’s basically only one way of catching it and it’s rather disgusting: coming within very close proximity of fecal matter.

What a shi**y start to your 31st Birthday!

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The Big Fight Comes to the Brits!

The normally loud mouthed and desperately obnoxious Sharon Osbourne has finally found a venue for her unfeminine qualities. The Brit Awards.

Osbourne, known for her rantings, bad tempered outbursts and for pouring a glass of water over Simon Cowell on the set of American Idol, is about to harness her spite and aggression, and for once use it on a very deserving candidate. Heather Mills.

Sharon has commented on the likelihood of Mills turning up at the Brit Awards, which Sharon and husband Ozzy are due to compare on Wednesday, and has in no uncertain terms expressed how she will welcome the gold digger with a swift sharp boot up her rear end. Mills is currently in dead lock with Sir Paul McCartney over just how much of his fortune she intends to walk away with after their divorce, and this has angered not only the UK public but now, it would appear UK celebrities too.

Apparently, Sharon will basically get her claws out and rip Heather Mills apart if she shows up to the Brit Awards on Wednesday. Sharon has made it clear that Mills is not invited to the show.

She says, ‘I would boot her off. I think she’s a miserable old cow.’

Paul McCartney is due to receive a Lifetime Achievement award at the ceremony.

Maybe the organizers of the Brits could set up a special attraction mud wrestling ring especially for the two ‘ladies‘.

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Britney Spears Tries a New Look!

Not wanting to jump the gun, since we’ve seen Britney Spears shopping for ‘Plan B’ pregnancy testing kits and many other contrived publicity stunt in the past, but today the young troubled Miss Spears was spotted perusing the rails of wedding dresses in a store in Los Angeles.

The 26 year old Toxic singer visited Monique Lhuillier, a designer bridal-gown boutique on Melrose Avenue, before visiting shops Betsey Johnson and Fred Segal.

There are several reasons why Miss Spears would be on a wedding dress shopping spree, maybe it’s for herself? Or maybe she’s venturing into the world of wedding planner in much the same vein as Jennifer Lopez in the 2001 movie The Wedding Planner? Or maybe its for her pregnant sister Jamie Lynn Spears.

But, armed with the knowledge that Britney was admitted to a Los Angeles psychiatric hospital and then released after only six days, the best bet is that she is still in the throes of a mental health crisis.

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Give Me Chaos: Britney Spears is Drowning in Normality

Life without chaos is like a White Russian without the Vodka for our little poptart Britney Spears.

Spears wants out of this whole “getting better” thing. She spoke with a lawyer on Saturday about getting back to her old crazy bitch routine. She must be itching for a late night trip to Right Aid, a photo on the internet with no underwear and a gas station tour right about now.

Jane Fonda’s C-Word Controversy

Oh no she didn’t! Once again Actress Jane Fonda has opened her mouth before putting her brain into gear. A lack of judgement left the Today show crowd in shock.

While engaging in a lively chat with The Vagina Monologues playwright Eve Ensler about the 15^th anniversary of her most well-known production, Fonda accidently used the “c-word.”

With a blushing face and a fear for her job security, Today co-host Meredith Vieira offered the following explanation during a newsbreak: “We were talking about The Vagina Monologues and Jane Fonda inadvertently said a word from the play that you don’t say on television. It was a slip and obviously she apologizes, and so do we. We would do nothing to offend the audience. So please accept that apology.”

With all the excitement of the girlie chat, Fonda completely forgot where she was.

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