Kim Cattrall Tells Us to Grab an Ugly Guy! No Shortage of Them!

Having always regarded both Kim Cattrall and, her alter-ego, Samantha Jones as authorities on sex and the single mid 40’s, 50’s woman, it comes as hard to swallow, (excuse the sexually based expression!!!) that Kim now tells us that good looking guys aren’t always the best in the bedroom!

With her insatiable appetite for all things sexual, Kim, in her long and varied research during her time with fellow singles Carrie Bradshaw, played by Sarah Jessica Parker, Miranda Hobbs and her other side, Cynthia Nixon and the ever sensible Kristen Davis, better known as Charlotte York in HBO’s Sex and the City, has concluded that sexy people are the ones that are bad in bed.

Cattrall tells Britain’s Cosmopolitan magazine, “Everyone expects great-looking guys and beautiful women to be having great sex. That’s not true. I always had a sexy image on camera, but I wasn’t having a fabulous sex life. Why? Because you can’t be intimate with an image. Similarly, I remember going to bed with a really good-looking ladies’ man, in the hope he’d teach me what I’d been missing. He didn’t.”

Now where did we put Danny DeVito’s email address?

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Sex and the City London Style!

As London hosted the world premiere of the new Sex and the City movie in Leicester Square last night, all four of the movie’s stars were in attendance.

Kim Cattrall wore a bright red satin knee length, off the shoulder number by Vivien Westwood, which in all honesty was far too young for the actress who is now in her 5^th decade.

Kristen Davis sported an equally eye catching cherry-red vintage sleeveless dress and cream peep-toe heels which, in typical Charlotte York style, covered up all her vital areas. Next in the line up came the currently ’I think I’m a lesbian’ Cynthia Nixon who arrived displaying her feminine credentials for all they’re worth in a little black floor length number that plunged lower than the morals of former New York Governor, Eliot Spitzer. The gown was created by Calvin Klein.

But the main attraction, as always, was the creation donned by Sarah Jessica Parker. Looking like the back drop for a woodland scene in a Disney movie, Parker arrived at the UK premiere (and we really cant fathom out why it premiered in London before New York City where the series is based!!!???) of the popular HBO TV series.

With all the quirkiness of her character, Carrie Bradshaw’s sense of dress, Parker strutted down the red carpet in a puke green creation by Alexander McQueen which was horrendously topped off with a hat designed by the milliner responsible for Camilla Parker Bowles’ hat worn at her wedding to Prince Charles in 2006.

Sarah’s hat stood some 15 inches high and featured flowers, grasses, a butterfly and various leaves in all shades of green balanced on what appeared to be the top of an acorn!

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‘Was a Hot Afternoon: So Amy Winehouse Strips Off!

Phew! What a site!

‘Was a hot afternnon, the last day of June’……well, maybe not quite but it certainly didn’t stop Amy Winehouse going public at the weekend, with her scrawny, undernourished, over drugged body. And what’d’ya know, she even attracted some male attention.

Amy was spotted making nice with Sadie Frost’s ‘male friend’, Kristian Marr. But as he strummed his guitar in a park in Henley, Oxfordshire, England, he was eyeing up Winehouse’s body with a view to playing a tune on her predominant rib cage.

Clearly Amy’s relentless battle with both drug and alcohol abuse is taking its toll on her body and causing concern to those close to her along with her recent spates of arrest and court appearances on suspicion of possession of Class A drugs, after a video of her allegedly smoking crack cocaine came to light and for common assault after a night out in east London.

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Please Cher your Hair Secrets With Us!

Just as Paris Hilton is releasing her new hair product for ‘taming’ hair, Cher appears in public with anything but ‘tamed’ hair.

But, just as much as Paris takes herself seriously, Cher equally sees herself as a fun person. How could she not with a wig that resembles a poodle who has been left alone with a bleach bottle?

Over the years Cher has donned many an eye-catching hair creation and doesn’t appear to be letting her 61 years bring an end to her love of wigs! From a Lily Munster look a like to the original Amy Winehouse beehive, Cher has lead the way in wigs!

Cher discussed having been married twice, the first time to Sonny Bono which ended after 11 years and her second attempt at marriage with rock star Gregg Allman which famously only lasted nine days. She also touched on her relationship with Tom Cruise prior to his marriage to Mimi Rogers.

Telling Oprah and the audience that she is currently single she admitted, “It’s not every man who can be comfortable with me. Being Cher is a hard thing and difficult for him to hold his place.”

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Watch Out! Watch Out! Amy Winehouse is Out!

Following her ‘video’ related arrest yesterday in connection with her use of controlled drugs, Amy Winehouse spent some time incarcerated but is now out on the streets again, roaming free to frighten just about anyone who turns a corner and is confronted with her bird’s nest hair do, her Jurassic teeth and the smell eluding from those awful tatty pink ballet pumps she insists on wearing!

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Hillary Clinton: The White House in Her Sights!

Remember that 1970’s hit by Toronto born singer songwriter R Dean Taylor, ‘Indiana Wants Me?’ Well that certainly seems to be the unexpected song that Hillary Clinton should be singing after her very marginal win on May 6^th in the state of Indiana against her Democratic opponent, Barrack Obama.

The excruciatingly late voting which came in from the most North Westerly county in Indiana eventually made Hills the lady of the ‘Lake County‘.

The Dynamic Duo, Duet???

But right now both Hills and Barack are singing the same old song made famous by Michael Jacskon, who incidentally was born in Gary, Indiana, and the Jackson 5, ‘Never Can Say Goodbye!’

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White Wedding but No White House: Jenna Bush Marries

Henry Hager is all set to infiltrate the Bush family this coming Saturday when he says, ‘I do’ to Jenna Bush, the 26 year old daughter of George W Bush and First Lady, Laura Bush.

Jenna, who is one half of a twin, with Barbara being the other half, will marry Hager, son of the head of the Republican Party in Virginia, in a private family affair at the Bush’s 1,600-acre ranch in Crawford, Texas, near a lake at the ranch, in front of a giant cross made of Texas limestone that will serve as an altar.

Of course, a small family affair to the Bush’s actually means 200 guests and family members and 14 attendants for the bride where Barbara is said to be he maid of honour and Jenna will be wearing an Oscar de la Renta gown with a short train.

Jenna met Henry during her father’s 2004 re-election campaign and he proposed to her in August 2007 while the pair were on a hiking holiday on Cadillac Mountain in Acadia National Park in Maine when he popped the question with a diamond which had been reset in a ring that also features sapphires. The original ring was a Hager family heirloom.

Hager graduated from Wake Forest University and worked as an aide to Bush’s former top political adviser Karl Rove is set to receive a master’s degree in business administration later this month from the University of Virginia’s Darden School of Business. His 30^th birthday falls the day before the wedding.

When asked earlier this year about his part in the wedding plans, George W Bush said jokingly: “I had to face some very difficult spending decisions, and I’ve had to conduct sensitive diplomacy. That’s called planning for a wedding.” Maybe he should have shown some of those skills when overseeing the national budget!

The location comes as somewhat of a disappointment to her mother, Laura, who admits that she half hoped Jenna and Hager, whom she calls “soul mates,” would get married at the White House. But Jenna said she was raised in Texas and having a White House wedding just wasn’t her style.

“It means a lot to Henry and me to be outdoors,” Jenna said in an interview with Vogue magazine. “We wanted something organic and low-key.

“There’s a glamour to it, I know,” she said of White House ceremonies. “But Henry and I are far less glamorous than the White House.”

Wow! What a refreshing observation compared with the limelight seeking weddings of most Hollywood stars who would probably all but kill to be married at the White House.

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Boy George Wants ‘To Be Reborn’

Singer/Songwriter Boy George was at the top of his game in the early ‘80’s after starting the band Culture Club. People went wild for the overly flamboyant, New Romantic Movement hits such as “Karma Chameleon” and “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?” Once the band broke up in ’86, George decided to try his hand at a solo career. Though he gained a decent amount of success in the UK, he never quite made it in the US - unless you count his work on the 2003 Broadway musical Taboo.

The last several years have been plagued with drug arrests and canceled tour dates. In 2007 he stepped back into the limelight after allegedly assaulting & falsely imprisoning a Norwegian gentleman at his home in East London. During that year he managed to scrap together a few paydays by Deejaying for various parties in Dubai and Sydney.

Apparently he will be headlining his first North American tour in a decade this coming summer. Tickets are now on sale for $65, would you shell out that much for this junky has-been?

England’s Full of Sh** Right Now, So its a Big Fat ‘No Entry’ to Snoop Dogg!

Given the choice, would you let this man into your home? Well that’s exactly how the Brits see Snoop Dogg’s efforts to infiltrate their ‘home’.

Even though the Brits have suffered the demise of their great country under the 3 terms of a useless Labour government, lead first by Tony Blair and now Gordon Brown, had a massive influx of Eastern block immigrants who have invaded their shores thanks to the UK uniting with the European Union, experienced gas prices that go right off the Rictor scale and interest rates that are causing an unprecedented amount of financial grief to the working people, they still know when things can only get worse!

And that’s why they are sticking to their guns when they slap a ‘no entry’ sign on the door every time Snoop Dogg tries to break in!

The British Government and Britain’s Border Agency are going to extreme measures to make sure Snoop doesn’t enter their country. This follows his fighting fit at an airport in 2006 and probably his general reputation and arrogance.

Coupled with Dogg looking like the 5^th entry on America’s Most Wanted list and his total lack of talent it would appear that the Brits have for once seen the light. Even with Vincent Van Gogh’s ear for music, its obvious Dogg’s talents clearly dont not lay in the field of music, in fact its sacrilege to use the words ‘Snoop Dogg’ and ‘music’ in the same sentance.

The UK can display enough of its home grown crap within its tiny country without importing it from the United States, or anywhere else in the world! Hey, they have Amy Winehouse, isn’t that enough for one nation to contend with?

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Amy Winehouse Gives Her Blake a Little Nibble!

We’ve all heard the stories about how dreadful prison food can be, but clearly it must be worse than anyone ever thought! Poor little incarcerated Blake Fielder Civil has had to resort to nibbling at his wife’s neck for nourishment as she visited him today in Pentonville prison, London.

Blake has been on remand in Pentonville prison since 2007 awaiting trial for allegedly perverting the course of justice in relation to an assault charge.

On leaving the prison, after her romantic link up with Blake, the class act, Amy, stretched her scrawny neck and displayed the gory sight of a ‘love bite’ supposedly sucked by Civil Fielder.

In an attempt to dispel recent rumours of her intention to divorce Civil Fielder and her involvement with Alex Haines, Amy pointed out in no uncertain terms, both the bite and her determination to stay with her hubby when she said, “I am not divorcing Blake. I am totally in love with him. You’ve seen us together and you know how much we’re in love with each other. We’re going to be together for ever. We’re not splitting up. I don’t have a new boyfriend.”

Well, good luck with that!

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