‘Was a Hot Afternoon: So Amy Winehouse Strips Off!

Phew! What a site!

‘Was a hot afternnon, the last day of June’……well, maybe not quite but it certainly didn’t stop Amy Winehouse going public at the weekend, with her scrawny, undernourished, over drugged body. And what’d’ya know, she even attracted some male attention.

Amy was spotted making nice with Sadie Frost’s ‘male friend’, Kristian Marr. But as he strummed his guitar in a park in Henley, Oxfordshire, England, he was eyeing up Winehouse’s body with a view to playing a tune on her predominant rib cage.

Clearly Amy’s relentless battle with both drug and alcohol abuse is taking its toll on her body and causing concern to those close to her along with her recent spates of arrest and court appearances on suspicion of possession of Class A drugs, after a video of her allegedly smoking crack cocaine came to light and for common assault after a night out in east London.

ABB

Please Cher your Hair Secrets With Us!

Just as Paris Hilton is releasing her new hair product for ‘taming’ hair, Cher appears in public with anything but ‘tamed’ hair.

But, just as much as Paris takes herself seriously, Cher equally sees herself as a fun person. How could she not with a wig that resembles a poodle who has been left alone with a bleach bottle?

Over the years Cher has donned many an eye-catching hair creation and doesn’t appear to be letting her 61 years bring an end to her love of wigs! From a Lily Munster look a like to the original Amy Winehouse beehive, Cher has lead the way in wigs!

Cher discussed having been married twice, the first time to Sonny Bono which ended after 11 years and her second attempt at marriage with rock star Gregg Allman which famously only lasted nine days. She also touched on her relationship with Tom Cruise prior to his marriage to Mimi Rogers.

Telling Oprah and the audience that she is currently single she admitted, “It’s not every man who can be comfortable with me. Being Cher is a hard thing and difficult for him to hold his place.”

ABB

Watch Out! Watch Out! Amy Winehouse is Out!

Following her ‘video’ related arrest yesterday in connection with her use of controlled drugs, Amy Winehouse spent some time incarcerated but is now out on the streets again, roaming free to frighten just about anyone who turns a corner and is confronted with her bird’s nest hair do, her Jurassic teeth and the smell eluding from those awful tatty pink ballet pumps she insists on wearing!

ABB

England’s Full of Sh** Right Now, So its a Big Fat ‘No Entry’ to Snoop Dogg!

Given the choice, would you let this man into your home? Well that’s exactly how the Brits see Snoop Dogg’s efforts to infiltrate their ‘home’.

Even though the Brits have suffered the demise of their great country under the 3 terms of a useless Labour government, lead first by Tony Blair and now Gordon Brown, had a massive influx of Eastern block immigrants who have invaded their shores thanks to the UK uniting with the European Union, experienced gas prices that go right off the Rictor scale and interest rates that are causing an unprecedented amount of financial grief to the working people, they still know when things can only get worse!

And that’s why they are sticking to their guns when they slap a ‘no entry’ sign on the door every time Snoop Dogg tries to break in!

The British Government and Britain’s Border Agency are going to extreme measures to make sure Snoop doesn’t enter their country. This follows his fighting fit at an airport in 2006 and probably his general reputation and arrogance.

Coupled with Dogg looking like the 5^th entry on America’s Most Wanted list and his total lack of talent it would appear that the Brits have for once seen the light. Even with Vincent Van Gogh’s ear for music, its obvious Dogg’s talents clearly dont not lay in the field of music, in fact its sacrilege to use the words ‘Snoop Dogg’ and ‘music’ in the same sentance.

The UK can display enough of its home grown crap within its tiny country without importing it from the United States, or anywhere else in the world! Hey, they have Amy Winehouse, isn’t that enough for one nation to contend with?

ABB

Amy Winehouse Gives Her Blake a Little Nibble!

We’ve all heard the stories about how dreadful prison food can be, but clearly it must be worse than anyone ever thought! Poor little incarcerated Blake Fielder Civil has had to resort to nibbling at his wife’s neck for nourishment as she visited him today in Pentonville prison, London.

Blake has been on remand in Pentonville prison since 2007 awaiting trial for allegedly perverting the course of justice in relation to an assault charge.

On leaving the prison, after her romantic link up with Blake, the class act, Amy, stretched her scrawny neck and displayed the gory sight of a ‘love bite’ supposedly sucked by Civil Fielder.

In an attempt to dispel recent rumours of her intention to divorce Civil Fielder and her involvement with Alex Haines, Amy pointed out in no uncertain terms, both the bite and her determination to stay with her hubby when she said, “I am not divorcing Blake. I am totally in love with him. You’ve seen us together and you know how much we’re in love with each other. We’re going to be together for ever. We’re not splitting up. I don’t have a new boyfriend.”

Well, good luck with that!

ABB

Amy Winehouse: From Prison to Payroll

It was a mish-mash weekend for troubled singer Amy Winehouse as first she was seen in the loving arms of her new man, 22 year old Alex Haines, and the next moment she’s seen slapping some guy outside her local in Camden Town.

Needless to say, the rest of the night was spent alone in the cells at Holborn police station in much the same way as her poor incarcerated husband, Blake Civil Fielder.

Then came some more sweet news for Amy as she is seen riding high in the tenth position on the Young Music Millionaire list after having amassed a £10 million fortune over her short singing career.

Then to top off the bitter sweet weekend Amy’s own father, Mick, has indicated that he would like to see his daughter sectioned under the mental health laws in England. But the 57-year-old taxi driver acknowledged his chances of having Winehouse committed to a psychiatric hospital were slim.

He also intimated that in his opinion it would have been Amy who pursued Alex in the relationship and not the other way around. Guess that’s gonna be just music to Blake’s little ears while he wastes away in Pentonville Prison!

The title Material Girl wasn’t given to Madonna for no reason as it now seems she is one of the wealthiest women in the UK having secured the number 25 on the list of Britain’s 100 wealthiest women with an estimated fortune of $600 million dollars.

Welsh actress, Catherine Zeta Jones also made the list along with her American actor husband Michael Douglas which saw them ranking in at number 43 with $370 million.

David Beckham and wife Posh Spice landed the 62nd spot with an estimated fortune of $250 million and the Sharon Osbourne and wacky husband Ozzy Osbourne came in at number 69 with a shared fortune of $220 million.

ABB

Amy Winehouse Talks With Penguin!

Amy Winehouse has reportedly been offered a $2 million book deal by Penguin books in which she will talk about her weird and not so wonderful life style, if she can manage to recall most of it through her drug sapped brain.

But can there really be anything we don’t already know about the 5 time Grammy Award winner, as on a daily basis she reveals new material to the tabloids.

Winehouse will also talk about her marriage to Blake Civil Fielder, which should be a fairly short chapter as he has been in jail for most of their marriage.

ABB

Amy Winehouse: Jew to See Catholic Husband!

Amy out on the town with a new man

If it wasn’t a good week for Amy Winehouse, being told to quit drugs and alcohol by her record label or be dropped, then its been an even worse week for her incarcerated husband, Blake Civil Fielder.

Amy and Blake in happier times

It was Blake’s birthday this week and Amy was just having too much fun to bother herself to make a trip to the jail and take him a cake with a file hidden in it!

Reports say that Winehouse, 24, who just a few months ago was sobbing on stage for her jailed husband, who is charged with assault and conspiracy to pervert the course of justice, didn’t even send the guy a birthday card.

The continued absence of his wife is seen to be the reason for Blake’s conversion to Catholicism while in Pentonville prison. That in itself will be a stumbling block to their marriage as Amy is Jewish! Oups!

ABB

Between dumping his peg leg, money grabbing, soon to be ex wife, Heather Mills and saving the kangaroos of Australia from a massive culling, Paul McCartney has squeezed in the time to advise the beleaguered singer/songwriter Amy Winehouse on how she can make a success of her attempts at the theme tune for the next James Bond movie.

The movie, titled Quantum of Solace, due for release in November this year and starring Daniel Craig and Olga Kurylenko, has seen the Bond music composer, David Arnold waxing poetical about the potential of Winehouse as a song writer and his enthusiasm for her talents.

But better than that, Amy now has Paul McCartney weighing in with advice and praise of her ability to fulfill the assignment.

As a former Bond theme composer with, Live and Let Die, McCartney is offering the advice that Amy shouldn’t try to find a rhyming word for ‘solace’ as so far all he can come up with is Wallace.

And what about Doris?

ABB

Amy Winehouse: All Out of Cash?

Get this – Amy Winehouse has spent so much $$ on “nose candy” that she can’t even afford to pay for a taxi!

On Sunday afternoon the spasmodic beehive popped into her favorite corner-store to stock up on newspapers, icy poles, chocolates and teabags. According to The Daily Mail, after catching a cab back to her London flat the Addicted songbird realized she was out of cash.

Amy kept the driver waiting as she scrambled up the steps to conduct a change search in her humble abode.

Showing up empty-handed several minutes later, Winehouse stood in the doorway like a deer caught in the headlights until a couple of friendly photogs offered to pay the fare. Embarrassing much?

Although it’s unclear whether or not she is still in charge of her daughter’s finances, Janis Winehouse put the star on a $300 a week allowance late last year in order to limit the overflow of narcotics. Of course the only problem with that is Amy probably still ended up spending every last dime on drugs which - if still on the allowance - would account for her money shortage during Sunday’s debacle.

Since she was recording tracks for her upcoming album over the weekend, perhaps the troubled singer will finally be able to afford public transportation.