The Kittens Will be out of the Bag on….? Angelina Jolie’s Twins!

Its official! Finally, in what seems like a never ending pregnancy, the world can now stop holding its breath in anticipation of the birth of the twins of the hallowed one, Angelina Jolie, as big mouth Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman revealed the secret of the date the twins will enter the world as, August 19^th (didn’t mention which year though!!!)

With Jolie’s waste expanding at a rate of knots its only natural that she would choose to wear something a little loose and comfortable, but a black and white floral table cloth?

So who, among Hollywood’s elite, now holds the secret as to what happened to Angelina’s fashion sense once she became 18 months pregnant?

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Brad Pitt’s Family Grows Again!

No kiddin’ Hills, Brad’s my bro!

Well, Barack Obama really does have some braggin rights now! Not only can he site Dick Chaney as his distant relative but he has now been linked to Brad Pitt through their family trees.

But the news is not all good in that direction for Barack as it now transpires that he may be related to not only Dick but George too. That would be George W Bush!

That’s not all though. As if things weren’t bad enough finding out you have Bush blood coursing through your veins, poor old Obama may also be related to Brad Pitt.

Researchers at the New England Historic Genealogical Society have also established that Hillary Clinton may be related to Angelina Jolie along with being a distant cousin of Madonna, Céline Dion, Alanis Morissette and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall.

Of course, not wanting to be left out of the mix, the Republican candidate, John McCain’s claims to be related to the Scottish King Robert the Bruce were revealed to be unfounded by British genealogists. However, the New England genealogists did find yet another Bush connection, McCain is a sixth cousin of the first lady, Laura Bush.

So, in one foul swoop that has increased the Pitt-Jolie family without them even making a trip to Africa now having Obama as kin. It has led us to believe that Hillary Clinton maybe able to sing her way through life if she loses her bid for President and that John McCain has delusions of Royal grandeur that cant be substantiated!

Happy Voting America!

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Brad Pitt: And then there were 6!

If reports are to be believed, and there’s many of them, the ‘Jolie-Pitt Family Singers’ will soon increase their number by two bringing the total babies in their household to 6! Angelina Jolie is having twins and they are fraternal, that means one boy one girl. So we wont have to see another set out there like the Olsen twins, Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen.

Jolie wants to give birth to the babies in her mother’s homeland, France. (don’t they have free medical there too?)

Brad Pitt, and his partner with the growing waistline, have yet to confirm the pregnancy but given the change in her shape of late, its hard to keep it a secret.

Now all that remains for discussion is how much the couple will sell their ‘double trouble’ photos for?

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Angelina Jolie Wins Yet Another Award!

On Saturday evening humanitarian beauty Angelina Jolie was awarded the Santa Barbara International Film Festival’s Outstanding Performance of the Year Award for A Mighty Heart.

While there, the Oscar winner must have been in a very comfortable, tell-all sort of mood as she revealed several tasty tidbits.

When asked about her attraction to former boyfriend, Billy Bob Thornton she commented, and we think she may have been joking, I thought he was an amazing artist, and still is.” Really???

Under further investigation into the world of Angelina Jolie she chose Brad Pitt as the sexiest man alive over the other choice, Matt Damon. No great surpirse there. They are ‘in bed’ together!

But Angelina named her children as the greatest passion in her life. Guess they cant cheat, lie or leave her, well not for a few years anyway!

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Angelina Jolie Goes Recyled!

If we are to believe what we read in Star magazine and X17online Ms Jolie is pregnant again, but this time she is expecting double trouble with twins. Although there has been no official confirmation from Jolie or Pitt, as the two stars walked the red carpet at the Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday night it was very obvious that Jolie was hiding a bit of a weight gain which could well be twins.

Jolie was nominated at the SAG Awards for “Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role” for her role as Mariane Pearl in Paramount Vantage’s A Mighty Heart.

Miss Jolie’s choice of dress hardly lived up to her former flambouyant style with all the shades of sepia put together in what appeared to be arecycled tie dye parachute!

Brad and Angelina: Keeping it Cool in the Big Easy

Despite that fact that they’re both, well, physically perfect, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie seem to be a pretty cool, low-key couple.They must be secret vampires or something. How else do they manage it?

It seems that Brad and Angelina spend most of their time in the city just… hanging out. Drinking Starbucks coffee. Shopping. And how does Brad spend his birthday in New Orleans? Not at a Hollywood party with a dozen strippers, but on a bike ride with his kids.

Then again, I guess going home with Angelina Jolie every night is a party all on its own.

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