Heppy Birthday to You, Ashton Kutcher

Wow! What a present Ashton had for his birthday this year! A suspcted dose of Heppy- A. He’s probably quite happy about it though as it still sees him and his glamorous wife Demi Mooore on the A-List. Hevaen only knows how he would have felt about Heppy B!

According to Eonline.com, the New York City Department of Health issued a warning announcing that a case of Hepatitis A was recently discovered at the eatery.

The organization worked as quickly as possible to educate Socialista’s management about a particular bartender who was seen working on Feb. 7^th, 8^th and 11^th who had come in contact with the disease but had failed to mention it. Must have just slipped his mind?

The owners, as well as the aforementioned association, are urging everyone who drank and ate on those nights - approximately 800 people - to get vaccinated as a precaution.

Despite the fact that the infection is classified as “manageable,” there’s basically only one way of catching it and it’s rather disgusting: coming within very close proximity of fecal matter.

What a shi**y start to your 31st Birthday!

ABB