Posh Spice Cant Concentrate in Flatties!

Didn’t we just report last month that Victoria Beckham says she cant concentrate when she isn’t wearing 5 inch high heels?

Well that theory is certainly born out as she clearly couldn’t concentrate on what to wear with her flatties! She must have grabbed David’s jeans in the rush to get out!

The normally well groomed, fashion plate, Posh Spice, who even turns up to ball games dressed to kill, let her guard down as she took her 4 children to Disneyland recently wearing a tatty black T, what appears to be size 12 jeans on her size 0 body and flatties which may have been used in Spartacus, the movie!

Four children? Yes, Cruz Beckham, Romeo Beckham, Brooklyn Beckham and David Beckham!

The rest of the family seem to be aware of what a tramp Victoria Beckham looks as ol’ Golden Balls bows his head, Cruz fakes narcolepsy and Romeo is hiding behind his dad! Brooklyn has escaped altogether!

It also appears that she finds her appetite difficult to concentrate on no matter where she is. The woman is a stick insect!

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David Beckham Goes Taliban!

From his head to his chin, footballer David Beckham seems to have missed the fact that his excess of hair should in fact be on his head not on, and under, his chin.

Beckham, known for his trend setting male grooming has definitely eschewed his usual high standards in favour of a more ‘radical’ look. Radical as in Taliban radical!

David showed off his new look as he jogged onto the pitch for the Los Angeles Galaxy football team on Sunday. But maybe his new look actually helped the normally struggling team as they left the pitch having secured a 5-2 win over Chivas, USA.

With Tom Cruise and his children cheering Golden Balls on from the sidelines, maybe the bearded Beckham was sending some kind of subliminal message to Cruise that scientology wasn’t going to be his religion of choice, looking more like a refugee from Afghanistan than an immaculately ‘suit clad’ Scientologist!

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Amy Winehouse: From Prison to Payroll

It was a mish-mash weekend for troubled singer Amy Winehouse as first she was seen in the loving arms of her new man, 22 year old Alex Haines, and the next moment she’s seen slapping some guy outside her local in Camden Town.

Needless to say, the rest of the night was spent alone in the cells at Holborn police station in much the same way as her poor incarcerated husband, Blake Civil Fielder.

Then came some more sweet news for Amy as she is seen riding high in the tenth position on the Young Music Millionaire list after having amassed a £10 million fortune over her short singing career.

Then to top off the bitter sweet weekend Amy’s own father, Mick, has indicated that he would like to see his daughter sectioned under the mental health laws in England. But the 57-year-old taxi driver acknowledged his chances of having Winehouse committed to a psychiatric hospital were slim.

He also intimated that in his opinion it would have been Amy who pursued Alex in the relationship and not the other way around. Guess that’s gonna be just music to Blake’s little ears while he wastes away in Pentonville Prison!

The title Material Girl wasn’t given to Madonna for no reason as it now seems she is one of the wealthiest women in the UK having secured the number 25 on the list of Britain’s 100 wealthiest women with an estimated fortune of $600 million dollars.

Welsh actress, Catherine Zeta Jones also made the list along with her American actor husband Michael Douglas which saw them ranking in at number 43 with $370 million.

David Beckham and wife Posh Spice landed the 62nd spot with an estimated fortune of $250 million and the Sharon Osbourne and wacky husband Ozzy Osbourne came in at number 69 with a shared fortune of $220 million.

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Bargain Basement Victoria Beckham!

Yet another career move down the proverbial plughole for Mrs Victoria Beckham.

Struggling to make just one good career move, Vicky, the 34 year old wife of footballer David Beckham, has in the past 12 years, ventured into singing (as a group member) a solo singing career, modeling, a reality show and now along with all her other ‘business’ ventures, designing her own line of clothes has ended up in the bargain basement!

Posh Spice’s dVb range of denim has been taken off the shelves in Los Angeles’s boutiques and is now available in Loemanns in California selling her jeans at just $69.99, a huge drop from the $289.00 they started life as!

Maybe Posh should just try being ‘wife of Becks’ and mother to her 3 kids!

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Is the World Ready for Another Baby Spice?

Following her backstage encounters with all the little spawnings of The Spice Girls, Melanie Chisholm, Sporty Spice, Mel C, which ever title she holds these days, has revealed that she is now ready to join the rest of the clan and give the world yet another precautious break dancing brat.

Chisholm says, “Being backstage at the shows with the girls and all the kids made me think, ‘Yeah I could be a good mum.’ “I used to say giving the children back was the best bit, but seriously all the girls are great mums… and they have given me the confidence to have a go.”

Maybe she could borrow David Beckham! According to his wife in a recent interview with OK magazine, he spends all day sha****g in an effort to help Posh stay thin! Cant guarantee that result if Mel C gets pregnant though!

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David Beckham: Please May I Sing, Posh?

Here’s one celebrity who knows exactly where his talents lay. In tackling a mid fielder in the World cup, posing in sexy sunglasses, running around in Adidas sneakers and looking moody while appearing on his calendar.

But since ‘Bad Bo’ Snoop Dog recently became a ‘drinking buddy’ to the English footer star David Beckham, much to the disapproval of his wife, Victoria, Posh Spice, Beckham, rumours have abounded of the two drinking buddies doing their own karaoke.

Although David Beckham has denied rumours that he is to collaborate with rapper and friend Snoop Dogg on a new song the rumours were fuelled further by the fact the L.A. Galaxy star appeared in Dogg’s reality TV show Father Hood. However, Beckham’s spokesman told The Celebrity Truth, that there was “No truth in that one.”

But we cant help thinking that maybe Victoria Beckham had a hand in the final decision. Why? Because she needs Becks home to mind the kids? No, he just might upstage her, which in all honesty wouldn’t be that difficult. Kermit the frog has had more successful singles than Miss Posh!

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David Beckham in His Jockeys

Soccer star David Beckham models underwear by Emporio Armani.

What the hell did you stuff down there?

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