Tony to Lawyer: “Do Text Messages Hold Up in Divorce Court?”

It’s starting to look more and more like Eva “Not-Really-That-Pretty” Longoira’s basketball star husband, Tony Parker, really did get naughty with French model Alexandra Paressant. A picture agency is now claiming that it has time-stamped text messages from Tony to Alexandra that prove the tryst took place.
Eva’s still pretending total trust and unconcern, but she must be starting to sweat. And if some of the rumors we’re hearing are at all true, it’s not wonder why. According to Paressant, Tony gave her a saucy look or two during how own wedding– and that he says his wife, Eva, believes that “sperm gives you acne.” If that’s true (it has to be said), no wonder he strays. I mean, have you SEEN Alexandra Paressant?
