Between dumping his peg leg, money grabbing, soon to be ex wife, Heather Mills and saving the kangaroos of Australia from a massive culling, Paul McCartney has squeezed in the time to advise the beleaguered singer/songwriter Amy Winehouse on how she can make a success of her attempts at the theme tune for the next James Bond movie.

The movie, titled Quantum of Solace, due for release in November this year and starring Daniel Craig and Olga Kurylenko, has seen the Bond music composer, David Arnold waxing poetical about the potential of Winehouse as a song writer and his enthusiasm for her talents.

But better than that, Amy now has Paul McCartney weighing in with advice and praise of her ability to fulfill the assignment.

As a former Bond theme composer with, Live and Let Die, McCartney is offering the advice that Amy shouldn’t try to find a rhyming word for ‘solace’ as so far all he can come up with is Wallace.

And what about Doris?

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Heather Mills: Spitting Venom Didn’t Pay Off!

How does the old saying go? ‘He who laughs last laughs longest!’ Well, The Beatle’s legend, Sir Paul McCartney may be parting with between £25 - £30 million from the fortune he amassed from his talent and hard work during his life time, but its no where near the £100,000,000 that the gold digging Heather Mills was holding out for. So he must be splitting his sides!

On top of the lump sum, which may be paid in installments, there will be annual maintenance payments for the couple’s daughter, Beatrice, which could be as much as £100,000.

The settlement figure is closer to the original offer that was made to Mills than the ridiculous figure she placed on her value for having slept her way into Paul’s life and anchoring herself to him with baby Beatrice.

The judgment has been made, although no official verdict will be made until Monday. The judge has gone into every detail to make sure neither party can have grounds for appeal.

Maybe then Mills will take her cheque and disappear into the clear blue yonder never to be seen or heard of again. But, unfortunately that’s very unlikely to happen as she is a venomous, evil, malicious and spiteful woman who will stop at nothing to get revenge.

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kylie Minogue Lines Herself up Next For Paul McCartney’s Fortune!

How shallow can Kylie Minogue be? This shallow. The Australian pop princess has spread the word far and wide that she has developed a crush on Paul McCartney since presenting him with his Outstanding Contribution award at the BRIT Awards last month.

How stupid can Kylie Minogue be? This stupid. Kylie is reportedly desperate to find a man with whom she can start a family and a source said: “She is set to turn 40 in May and feels more pressure than ever to land an eligible man so she can get to work on having the baby she’s always dreamt of.”

Here’s the news Kylie. It would remain a dream! Paul is hardly likely to get bitten that way again by yet another money hungry 40 year old after suffering at the venomous hands of Heather Mills.

So anyway, tell us Kylie, what exactly is it that attracts you to this millionaire, ex-Beatle?

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The Big Fight Comes to the Brits!

The normally loud mouthed and desperately obnoxious Sharon Osbourne has finally found a venue for her unfeminine qualities. The Brit Awards.

Osbourne, known for her rantings, bad tempered outbursts and for pouring a glass of water over Simon Cowell on the set of American Idol, is about to harness her spite and aggression, and for once use it on a very deserving candidate. Heather Mills.

Sharon has commented on the likelihood of Mills turning up at the Brit Awards, which Sharon and husband Ozzy are due to compare on Wednesday, and has in no uncertain terms expressed how she will welcome the gold digger with a swift sharp boot up her rear end. Mills is currently in dead lock with Sir Paul McCartney over just how much of his fortune she intends to walk away with after their divorce, and this has angered not only the UK public but now, it would appear UK celebrities too.

Apparently, Sharon will basically get her claws out and rip Heather Mills apart if she shows up to the Brit Awards on Wednesday. Sharon has made it clear that Mills is not invited to the show.

She says, ‘I would boot her off. I think she’s a miserable old cow.’

Paul McCartney is due to receive a Lifetime Achievement award at the ceremony.

Maybe the organizers of the Brits could set up a special attraction mud wrestling ring especially for the two ‘ladies‘.

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