Hillary Clinton: The White House in Her Sights!

Indiana Wants Me: A Song for Hillary Clinton

Remember that 1970’s hit by Toronto born singer songwriter R Dean Taylor, ‘Indiana Wants Me?’ Well that certainly seems to be the unexpected song that Hillary Clinton should be singing after her very marginal win on May 6^th in the state of Indiana against her Democratic opponent, Barrack Obama.

The excruciatingly late voting which came in from the most North Westerly county in Indiana eventually made Hills the lady of the ‘Lake County‘.

The Dynamic Duo, Duet???

But right now both Hills and Barack are singing the same old song made famous by Michael Jacskon, who incidentally was born in Gary, Indiana, and the Jackson 5, ‘Never Can Say Goodbye!’

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Chelsea Clinton Finds Her Voice

Chelsea Clinton and daddy Bill Clinton have really been practicing their lines, and lo and behold they are singing from the same hymn sheet.

On Friday, when asked at a campaign event in Pennsylvania who would be a better president , Bill or Hillary, the former first daughter said, “I don’t take anything for granted, but hopefully with Pennsylvania’s help, she will be our next president. And yes, I do think she’ll be a better president.”

But doesn’t that sound oh so similar to the mantra chanted repeatedly by Hillary Clinton’s husband, Bill of late?

But of course we mustn’t say anything derogatory about little Chelsea even though she has increased her involvement in mummy dearest’s presidential campaign, she apparently must be treated with kid gloves during the political free for all.

Wanting to keep our jobs after learning from the demise of David Schuster, an NBC News correspondent who was suspended for announcing that it was “weird” how the Clintons “pimped out Chelsea” when they made her call all those ladies from The View, we’ll leave it at that!

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Brad Pitt’s Family Grows Again!

No kiddin’ Hills, Brad’s my bro!

Well, Barack Obama really does have some braggin rights now! Not only can he site Dick Chaney as his distant relative but he has now been linked to Brad Pitt through their family trees.

But the news is not all good in that direction for Barack as it now transpires that he may be related to not only Dick but George too. That would be George W Bush!

That’s not all though. As if things weren’t bad enough finding out you have Bush blood coursing through your veins, poor old Obama may also be related to Brad Pitt.

Researchers at the New England Historic Genealogical Society have also established that Hillary Clinton may be related to Angelina Jolie along with being a distant cousin of Madonna, Céline Dion, Alanis Morissette and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall.

Of course, not wanting to be left out of the mix, the Republican candidate, John McCain’s claims to be related to the Scottish King Robert the Bruce were revealed to be unfounded by British genealogists. However, the New England genealogists did find yet another Bush connection, McCain is a sixth cousin of the first lady, Laura Bush.

So, in one foul swoop that has increased the Pitt-Jolie family without them even making a trip to Africa now having Obama as kin. It has led us to believe that Hillary Clinton maybe able to sing her way through life if she loses her bid for President and that John McCain has delusions of Royal grandeur that cant be substantiated!

Happy Voting America!

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Hillary Clinton Needs a Tin Hat!

We all thought that John McCain would be the one to suffer memory loss or mental confussion being that he’s already in his 70’s but it seems Hillary Clinton has got there first!

So lets see, when was the last time you came under enemy fire? Its that hard to recall isn’t it? Unless of course if it never actually happened.

Loss of memory seems to be the most recent problem facing the former First Lady, Hillary Clinton. Did it happen or is she having a senior moment? You know the kind, when granddad tells you he was on at least six war ships that sank during the assault on Dunkirk in the 1940’s and in reality the only boat he has ever sunk is a gravy boat in the washing up water!

But for Hillary her recollections of being ‘under sniper fire’ in Bosnia must be coming back to haunt her now as she faces the relentless attacks by Barack Obama’s supporters as they make full speed ahead to torpedo Clinton’s bid for the White House.

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