Pamela: The Show that will Exhibit Pamela Anderson’s Life and Loves!

The one time Playboy cover girl and ‘close’ friend of Hugh Hefner is being given her own reality show. Now, the cynics among us may say with the life she’s led it should be a sit com, but no, its definitely a reality show.

E! Online has billed the upcoming show in the following manner, in the words of executive producer Randy Barbato the statement read:

Pamela is set for a summer debut. Billed not as a reality series but as a “docu-style series,” the show is being produced by the makers of the acclaimed feature documentaries The Eyes of Tammy Faye and Inside Deep Throat. “Pamela will be an artistically rich and visually stunning series,” “The series will offer an unprecedented look inside the life of one of today’s most iconic superstars in the style of a uniquely shot documentary film.” Unlike another Playboy ‘has been‘, Denise Richards, Pam’s reality show wont feature her children or any of her on/off loves, marriages or relationships as that may just confuse the viewer with a steady stream of wayward looking hobos drifting in and out of her life, as is Pam’s want to attach herself to these days.

We wait with baited breath to watch all the ‘never before seen’ (and there must be few of those) corners of Pam’s torrid life.

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Does Lindsay Lohan Need More Exposure?

Its hard to say no to an offer from Playboy’s Hugh Hefner at the best of times for most celerities and most celebrities might have to give a bit of thought to the offer posed by Playboy Heff, but for Lindsay Lohan, no sooner than the words will have left Heff’s lips than the answer, a resounding yes, would reach his ears.

With a plummeting screen career La La certainly could do with the dough and after all she may as well make an income out of doing what she did for the New York magazine for nothing!

According to sources, Hugh’s carrot on the stick (oups!) will be suggesting that Lohan pose ’tastefully’ as a Marilyn Monroe look a like and of course a big fat cheque with a copious amount of zeros on the end.

She’ll be running up the street ripping her clothes off like a woman possessed.

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