Jamie Lynn Spears: Bad Taste in Men. Duh.

Jamie Lynn Spears seems to share her sister’s bad taste in men. A friend of Jamie’s has reported to celebrity tabloid The National Enquirer that “Casey is a serial cheater who lied to Jamie and betrayed her time and time again.” Which we appreciate, of course… friends need to make money, too, even if it’s by selling their friends out to the tabloids. And we need gossip.

According to this mystery friend, the father of 16-year-old Jamie Lynn’s baby, 18-year-old construction worker Casey Aldridge, has cheated on Jamie Lynn with at least three other girls, and got one of the three pregnant. That makes, what? Two out of four girls knocked up? Nice, Casey… you’ve proven you’re virile. Now quit it.

“The past spring Casey was forced to tell Jamie Lynn that he’d cheated and gotten the girl pregnant….The girl miscarried several months later, but Jamie Lynn had already taken Casey back two weeks earlier.” The National Enquirer also alleges that Casey has continued cheating since hearing the news that Jamie Lynn is pregnant with his child.

You’d better work hard to keep this wandering prince charming, Jamie Lynn… you don’t want to lose hold of your own personal K-Fed.

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Jamie Lynn Was Scared of Britney!

 

And aren’t you scared of her, too, a little? The Dorito breath alone could probably knock out a horse.

Anyway, Britney Spears was pretty pissed off that her 16 year-old sister did not come to Britney when she learned that she was pregnant, an insider to the Spears family reported to gossip site PageSix. “Britney felt betrayed and left out when Jamie Lynn did not come to her first,” they said.

Now it seems that the reason Jamie Lynn didn’t tell Britney about her pregnancy was because she was scared of Brit’s reaction.

“Jamie Lynn has a very soft personality,” the family insider told PageSix. They also let us in on a little secret: Jamie Lynn had to endure lots of tantrums from Britney growing up. “She loves Britney, not Britney’s temper.” So we guess Aunt Britney isn’t going to be a favorite of the baby.

 

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Jamie Lynn Not Paid for OK Interview

Jamie Lynn Spears was not paid for the exclusive interview she gave to OK! magazine announcing her pregnancy. Sources close to the Spears family told gossip site TMZ that Lynne Spears, Jamie Lynn and Britney’s mother, developed a relationship with OK! magazine after Britney’s total meltdown during a photo shoot. The family gave OK! the exclusive interview for free.

Jamie Lynn will, however, receive $1 million from OK! for a photo shoot after the baby is born. A ha! We cynics at Dumb Ass Celebrities just knew the money was in there somewhere…

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Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant!

What a classy family. In an exclusive interview with OK magazine, Jamie Lynn, the very young 16-year-old sister of Britney Spears, has reported that she’s 12 weeks pregnant with the child of her long-term (in the world of 16 year-olds, that is) boyfriend, Casey Alridge. Jamie says she was completely shocked when the test came back positive. Apparently, she doesn’t know how this sort of thing happens.

Jamie, who has a cheesy teen show on Nickelodeon, Zoey 101, hadn’t told Nickelodeon about the baby at the time of the interview, but they have since released a statement saying they support her. What else could they say? “She’s slutty and she’s fired?”

 

Apparently Jamie Lynn told her mother, Lynne Spears, at Thanksgiving. Mom was shocked, but supportive. She knew how to bide time and sell the story for a butt load of cash. We at Dumb Ass Celebrites wonder if Lynne “best mamma in the world” Spears was going to put that piece of info in her parenting book. Yes, she was writing a parenting book. The book –ridiculous enough an idea when you look at one of her daughters– sounds pretty ludicrous now. For now, the project’s shelved. Maybe she’ll go

for a tell-all instead, like Eminem’s mom.

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