Jennifer Love Hewitt Tells Playboy She Won’t Play

Hugh likes ‘em curvy. After getting mountains of publicity for unflattering pictures of her cellulite-ridden butt in a bikini and 86ing rumors that her voluptuous new look was the result of a pregnancy, Jennifer Love Hewitt has been invited to pose for Playboy magazine. An invitation which she turned down.

According to the gossip magazine In Touch, Huge Hefner was determined to get J. Love to do a pictorial spread, and that he offered her a substantial amount to pose for the magazine. It’s a shame.The geniuses at Playboy would’ve slapped some makeup over that cellulite to make J. Love look totally hot. Oh well. None of us at Dumb Ass Celebrities think Hewitt is fat… watching cellulite jiggle is a real turn on.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Not Pregnant

After pictures taken of Jennifer Love Hewitt looking particularly curvaceous in a bikini have been circulating the web, pregnancy rumors have begun to follow Jennifer Love Hewitt like a lovesick fan. A false report from the UK over the weekend stated that Jennifer discovered she was pregnant in November.

“It’s not true,” the actress’s publicist told gossip site PageSix.

After the infamously unflattering pics of Hewitt began to circulate, and ridicule with them, Jennifer posted the following statement on her website: “Size two is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size zero doesn’t make you beautiful.”

We have to agree. She looks pretty hot to us.

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