Davidioff Hasselhoff Goes all PVC Posh Spice!

What the hell is David Hasselhoff thinking of going public in a black PVC shirt, trousers, bling and sporting a hairstyle more suited to a friend of Ellen DeGeneres or Lindsay Lohan than a coast guarding hunk from Baywatch!

Is ‘Davidoff’ having a mid life crisis and the urge to look like Posh Spice or is it a sexual identity crisis?

Whatever it is he needs to sort it out. FAST!

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Sorry Closed Today! Lindsay Lohan’s Salon Visit!

Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving a hair salon in Los Angeles today. Guess by the state of her hair they couldn’t fit her in today! And if they did, she should be heading straight to the compensation courts.

We want the name of the salon, just to make sure we don’t go there!

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Does Lindsay Lohan Need More Exposure?

Its hard to say no to an offer from Playboy’s Hugh Hefner at the best of times for most celerities and most celebrities might have to give a bit of thought to the offer posed by Playboy Heff, but for Lindsay Lohan, no sooner than the words will have left Heff’s lips than the answer, a resounding yes, would reach his ears.

With a plummeting screen career La La certainly could do with the dough and after all she may as well make an income out of doing what she did for the New York magazine for nothing!

According to sources, Hugh’s carrot on the stick (oups!) will be suggesting that Lohan pose ’tastefully’ as a Marilyn Monroe look a like and of course a big fat cheque with a copious amount of zeros on the end.

She’ll be running up the street ripping her clothes off like a woman possessed.

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Nicole Richie Is In Chicago!

No! Nicole hasn’t abandoned Los Angeles, yet! But it could be on the cards as she lands the role of Roxie Hart in Broadway’s Chicago.

Unlike so many young celebrities, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan, it appears Nicole took a long cold look at where her life was heading and pulled herself back from the brink.

Now, with all that hard work done Richie is preparing to reap the rewards of her disciplined change in life style and has landed the role of Roxie Hart in the Broadway production of Chicago in what will be her first post-pregnancy role.

Following in the footsteps of Ashlee Simpson, Brooke Shields and Renee Zellweger, Nicole is set to become the next big name to play the role.

Although Nicole and Joel, along with baby Harlow, born in January this year, are based in Los Angeles, she is considering relocating the family to New York, an insider tells American magazine Us Weekly.

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