Madonna Retruns to her Roots!
It must have been one of those jokes that everyone else was in on except Madonna and Sharon Stone. You know the kind, come in fancy dress, it’s a fancy dress party, and no one else wears fancy dress!!
Does the Daily Mail thinks its selling its news to people who are reading using Braille?
With a headline telling us that Madonna and Sharon Stone provide us with ‘a perfect example of how to age gracefully’, isn’t that an insult to any woman nearing, or already in her fifties.
If this is aging gracefully then the pair had better keep it in Europe because if those two walked into a bar in Manhattan they would get looks, nudges and quite possibly offers for paid sex.
Madonna, 49, has the most awful shade of peroxide plastered across her dry, frizzy hair and coupled with the grey roots its not a look any fifty year old would want to achieve. Maybe she should spend less time on the tread mill and a little more time with the hair salon!
Sharon Stone, 49, needs to seek the advice of a fashion guru who would more than likely advice her to put away the deep, plunging neckline and clinging dress that would probably only sell for a couple of dollars if offered for sale on Ebay!
Earlier in the week, Madonna, still trying to attain her 1980’s image, appeared in kinky boots and leather gloves but for the evening Madonna went for a Chanel black and white beaded gown with fringed sleeves and trim which clearly did nothing to advertise the normally chic style that has become synonymous with Chanel over the years when real ‘ladies’ such as Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis wore the designer.
No wonder the Material Girl’s husband, Guy Ritchie looked open mouthed stood with his millionaire wife (who cant afford to get her roots touched up!). Maybe he was suffering an extreme case of embarrassment and the need to tell all an sundry that she doesn’t always look this bad!
Stone was also in town to raise money at the AmFAR Cinema Against AIDS fundraiser, which auctions off items for an AIDS charity. Lest hope she doesn’t think her’s or Madonna’s dress will raise more than they would at a local charity store!
These two aging actresses should take a look, and a leaf out of the books of, some real aging beauties, Queen Noor of Jordan, 57, Jaclyn Smith, 59, and Olivia Newton John, 60.
However, the Daily Mail got it right when they accused the two of being, ‘blonde bombshells with oversexed images ‘ and having the combined age of 99 years. May be that should have read the combined fashion I.Q.
ABB
