Brad Pitt: And then there were 6!

If reports are to be believed, and there’s many of them, the ‘Jolie-Pitt Family Singers’ will soon increase their number by two bringing the total babies in their household to 6! Angelina Jolie is having twins and they are fraternal, that means one boy one girl. So we wont have to see another set out there like the Olsen twins, Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen.

Jolie wants to give birth to the babies in her mother’s homeland, France. (don’t they have free medical there too?)

Brad Pitt, and his partner with the growing waistline, have yet to confirm the pregnancy but given the change in her shape of late, its hard to keep it a secret.

Now all that remains for discussion is how much the couple will sell their ‘double trouble’ photos for?

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Mary Kate and Ashley Sacrifice Animals for Fun

Apparently, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are evil. Is anybody truly surprised? Recently, PETA has targeted the Creepoid Twins for their habitual wearing of fur, launching an ad campaign against the ultra rich pair in which, essentially, PETA implies that the Olsens come from the seventh level of Hell. As if we couldn’t tell that just by looking at them.

“No one would argue that Mary-Kate and Ashley could use some meat on their bones, but the last thing they need is hair on their backs,” says PETA. And while we agree that there’s not much point in the Creepoid twins killing animals to look attractive (as if that were possible), we think renaming the girls The Trollsens is going too far. It’s just not fair to trolls. Source