Please Cher your Hair Secrets With Us!

Just as Paris Hilton is releasing her new hair product for ‘taming’ hair, Cher appears in public with anything but ‘tamed’ hair.

But, just as much as Paris takes herself seriously, Cher equally sees herself as a fun person. How could she not with a wig that resembles a poodle who has been left alone with a bleach bottle?

Over the years Cher has donned many an eye-catching hair creation and doesn’t appear to be letting her 61 years bring an end to her love of wigs! From a Lily Munster look a like to the original Amy Winehouse beehive, Cher has lead the way in wigs!

Cher discussed having been married twice, the first time to Sonny Bono which ended after 11 years and her second attempt at marriage with rock star Gregg Allman which famously only lasted nine days. She also touched on her relationship with Tom Cruise prior to his marriage to Mimi Rogers.

Telling Oprah and the audience that she is currently single she admitted, “It’s not every man who can be comfortable with me. Being Cher is a hard thing and difficult for him to hold his place.”

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Paris Hilton is Morphing

Although Mr and Mrs Hilton, mummy and daddy of Paris Hilton state they just love Benji Madden to bits, surely they cant be too keen on the change Paris is making in her dress code.

Since dating the Good Charlotte band member, Madden, Paris seems to have given up the girlie pink shades and the skimpy little dresses that just about cover her stick thin figure and instead is kitting herself out with black leather, chunky silver crucifix, bling style rings, bright red lipstick and a look that is more akin to that of burlesque styled Dita Von Teese, than the clothes horse socialite we have come to know.

Just this week Paris was spotted strutting, rather than tottering, in black leather motorcycle style boots and carrying an oversized black leather handbag.

Its becoming difficult to tell her apart from Benji, will we see her colouring her hair jet black or piling it high in the Amy Winehouse beehive style in the next few weeks and sporting visible ‘Guns and Roses’ style tattoos.

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Sex and the Hotty: Is It Kristen Davis or Is It Just Wishful Thinking!

Its nothing new! Paris Hilton did it, Kim Kardashian did it, Pamela Anderson did it and now Kristen Davis has supposedly done it. What? Had ‘private sexapade’ photos/video leaked on to the internet.

Now we have to ask ourselves, is this just a stunt just in time to promote the up coming Sex and the City movie, due for release in May this year, is it an impersonator or is it the real deal?

Well, if the promoters were going to expose anyone Charlotte would be the best as we have pretty much already seen and heard all the sex we need from Samantha, aka, Kim Cattrall and Cynthia Nixon who plays Miranda on the show is apparently more into her own gender than either a gherkin or a man, and that just leaves the horsy faced Sarah Jessica Parker, you know, Carrie, the one who has already slept her way around Manhattan.

Davis has reportedly denied all claims that she was featured in a sex tape. Her rep has stated that this is in no way Kristen Davis.

So he knows what Kristen looks like, in full swing, administering oral sex on the busy end of a gherkin?

Certainly looks a lot like Miss Prissy, Kristen Davis, getting her chops around one of those creamy cup cakes from the Magnolia Bakery!

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Hollywood Takes Revenge: John Meyer

You’ve read the blogs, watched the stories unfold on E! News, and favorited the events on YouTube! I’ve got news for you folks, the bloggers, paps, and even YOU have been punked by Hollywood! And it’s only going to get worse!

Little devils like Avril Lavigne and Paris Hilton…even “innocent” smart-a$$ John Mayer have been setting us up and laughing behind the camera…remember Miss Hilton walking around her stomping ground with a guru? Fake! How about Avril Lavigne and her crew shopping for baby clothes with a bump under her shirt? Fake!

Celebs are takin’ a stand and having their own fun these days. They’re sick of rumors being spread by others so they’re starting the rumors themselves. Think of it as Punk’d or Candid Camera taken to that next ridiculous level…call it Pop Fiction on E!.

Nicole Richie Is In Chicago!

No! Nicole hasn’t abandoned Los Angeles, yet! But it could be on the cards as she lands the role of Roxie Hart in Broadway’s Chicago.

Unlike so many young celebrities, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan, it appears Nicole took a long cold look at where her life was heading and pulled herself back from the brink.

Now, with all that hard work done Richie is preparing to reap the rewards of her disciplined change in life style and has landed the role of Roxie Hart in the Broadway production of Chicago in what will be her first post-pregnancy role.

Following in the footsteps of Ashlee Simpson, Brooke Shields and Renee Zellweger, Nicole is set to become the next big name to play the role.

Although Nicole and Joel, along with baby Harlow, born in January this year, are based in Los Angeles, she is considering relocating the family to New York, an insider tells American magazine Us Weekly.

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Does Paris Hilton Lick Both Sides of The Stamp?

“Rumored Romance: Paris Hilton & Elisha Cuthbert!”

Ooh la la! Paris Hilton is definitely lovin’ the ladies these days. First it was Katherine Moennig, then came Brittny Gastineau, and now Elisha Cuthbert is up to bat.

Tongues were wagging Tuesday evening as the rumored couple were “all over each other and making out” at New York’s Tenjune club. “It’s Paris,” an onlooker told Us Weekly. “She loves putting on a show.”

Although the two arrived separately - Hilton was already in attendance to celebrate a friend’s birthday - they were spotted walking hand in hand back to the heiress’s hotel room! At 5:00am no less; can you spell n-o-o-k-i-e?

The party pals initially met in 2005 while filming House of Wax together. Paris sure made some strong connections with that flick; remember when she “coerced” her co-star Chad Michael Murray into cheating on his fiancée Sophia Busch? What a little home-wrecker.

“They’ve been close for a couple of years now,” an insider revealed to The Daily Mail. “Paris comforted Elisha after she split from her boyfriend Sean Avery last year.”

The source added that Cuthbert became a shoulder to cry on for Hilton after she broke it off with Stavros Niarchos.

Paris was pictured in L.A. on Wednesday looking quite pleased with herself. Aww, did somebody get some?

Paris Hilton Has A Gay Old Time!

The burning question of the day is, ‘Does Paris Hilton Swing Both Ways?”

Paris Hilton got some lady lovin’ Monday night as she stepped out on the town with a hottie – not a nottie – on either arm.

After a pit stop at “Crustacean” to attend a SAG Awards gala, the celebutante hit up her most recent haunt “Falcon,” a lesbian bar located on Sunset Blvd. The Daily Mail reports that Paris reappeared sometime later with reality-show star Brittny Gastineau in tow, and apparently the two looked quite cozy.

This marks the second time within the month that Hilton has graced the bar regulars with her presence. For those who need a recap, she was first introduced to the hotspot three weeks ago during the 5^th season premiere party of The L Word. Sources claimed they witnessed Paris “holding hands” with the show’s star Katherine Moennig through-out the night.

According to The Daily Mail, after meeting up with another gal pal Paris threw on a brunette wig and bounced over to club “Hyde.” From there she concluded the evening at “LAX,” her former stomping grounds.

Is it possible that the heiress has adopted a bisexual streak? Or is she, as we have all suspected just simply a nympho and wants to give everyone a fair chance at the fair lady!

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Poor Paris… Literally

Sounds like Grandpa isn’t so happy with granddaughter Paris Hilton anymore– or anybody else in the ultra rich Hilton family, for that matter. Since July, he’s been talking about leaving his entire fortune to charity when he dies. Now it seems he’s decided for good, and will be leaving poor sweet Paris’s inheritance to a bunch of ungrateful… people in need. What a jerk.

Barron Hilton announced on Wednesday that he will be leaving 97 percent of his $2.3 billion fortune to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, and not to the Paris Hilton “Money is Wasted on the Rich” Foundation. After the 97% is taken out, about $130 million will be leftover for the poor rejected Hilton family.

In the past, Barron Hilton has been quoted as saying he was “embarrassed” by granddaughter Paris’s behavior, and at one point threatened to take away her entire inheritance. As is, it seems sure that Paris wouldn’t be receiving the $30 million she’d been expecting. We here at Dumb Ass Celebrities are busy pooling together our money to keep her out of the poor house.

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Paris Wishes You (Yes, You!) a Merry Christmas

It looks like celebrity gossip rag PageSix has gotten a copy of Paris Hilton’s Christmas card for 2007. Considering all the gossip on the web about the heiress, it would be surprising if Paris sent it over willingly. Then again, she loves publicity.

Did you expect Paris’s Christmas card to feature Paris in a miniscule-skirted velvet Santa suit and hat? So did we. But Paris is surprisingly pretty and demure in a long-sleeved red dress and matching lipstick. It’s her Chihuahua, Tinkerbell, in the tiny Santa suit… and not looking at all sexy, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Paris, demure? Don’t worry. Long sleeves and modest smiles don’t last long with Pairs. She was back to herself in Germany last week, pictured here in a skimpy leopard number. Atta girl.

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Paris Hilton Confuses Oompa Loompa with Starving Child Refugee

In a rather weak ploy to win public affection early Saturday morning, Paris Hilton rushed on stage to comfort what she seems to have thought was an injured child refugee, only to discover that it was, in actuality, an Oompa Loompa. And not even a real one, at that. Ah, Paris.

The Oompa Loompa in question was injured at Cameo nightclub in Miami while performing in Jeff Breacher’s Madhouse along with two other Oompa Loompa Lookalikes. Apparently, in a fit of Oompa enthusiasm, the crowd rushed the stage and Robin Sherwood –in full orange and green Oompa Loompa costume– was injured in the onslaught. The world, apparently, is a dangerous place for stage-performing Oompas… somebody should write Willy Wonka a letter.

Paris, gracious and generous as she is, stuck around to comfort the Ooompa Loompa after the injury. Her claim is that Robin is a friend of hers, and that Paris has been worried for Robin’s health– Robin is in dire need of a liver transplant. At no point did Paris admit that she was trying to save face after realizing that Robin was, in fact, an Oompa Loompa and not a starving refugee… but I have my doubts.

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