Posh Spice Cant Concentrate in Flatties!

Didn’t we just report last month that Victoria Beckham says she cant concentrate when she isn’t wearing 5 inch high heels?

Well that theory is certainly born out as she clearly couldn’t concentrate on what to wear with her flatties! She must have grabbed David’s jeans in the rush to get out!

The normally well groomed, fashion plate, Posh Spice, who even turns up to ball games dressed to kill, let her guard down as she took her 4 children to Disneyland recently wearing a tatty black T, what appears to be size 12 jeans on her size 0 body and flatties which may have been used in Spartacus, the movie!

Four children? Yes, Cruz Beckham, Romeo Beckham, Brooklyn Beckham and David Beckham!

The rest of the family seem to be aware of what a tramp Victoria Beckham looks as ol’ Golden Balls bows his head, Cruz fakes narcolepsy and Romeo is hiding behind his dad! Brooklyn has escaped altogether!

It also appears that she finds her appetite difficult to concentrate on no matter where she is. The woman is a stick insect!

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Davidioff Hasselhoff Goes all PVC Posh Spice!

What the hell is David Hasselhoff thinking of going public in a black PVC shirt, trousers, bling and sporting a hairstyle more suited to a friend of Ellen DeGeneres or Lindsay Lohan than a coast guarding hunk from Baywatch!

Is ‘Davidoff’ having a mid life crisis and the urge to look like Posh Spice or is it a sexual identity crisis?

Whatever it is he needs to sort it out. FAST!

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David Beckham Goes Taliban!

From his head to his chin, footballer David Beckham seems to have missed the fact that his excess of hair should in fact be on his head not on, and under, his chin.

Beckham, known for his trend setting male grooming has definitely eschewed his usual high standards in favour of a more ‘radical’ look. Radical as in Taliban radical!

David showed off his new look as he jogged onto the pitch for the Los Angeles Galaxy football team on Sunday. But maybe his new look actually helped the normally struggling team as they left the pitch having secured a 5-2 win over Chivas, USA.

With Tom Cruise and his children cheering Golden Balls on from the sidelines, maybe the bearded Beckham was sending some kind of subliminal message to Cruise that scientology wasn’t going to be his religion of choice, looking more like a refugee from Afghanistan than an immaculately ‘suit clad’ Scientologist!

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Amy Winehouse: From Prison to Payroll

It was a mish-mash weekend for troubled singer Amy Winehouse as first she was seen in the loving arms of her new man, 22 year old Alex Haines, and the next moment she’s seen slapping some guy outside her local in Camden Town.

Needless to say, the rest of the night was spent alone in the cells at Holborn police station in much the same way as her poor incarcerated husband, Blake Civil Fielder.

Then came some more sweet news for Amy as she is seen riding high in the tenth position on the Young Music Millionaire list after having amassed a £10 million fortune over her short singing career.

Then to top off the bitter sweet weekend Amy’s own father, Mick, has indicated that he would like to see his daughter sectioned under the mental health laws in England. But the 57-year-old taxi driver acknowledged his chances of having Winehouse committed to a psychiatric hospital were slim.

He also intimated that in his opinion it would have been Amy who pursued Alex in the relationship and not the other way around. Guess that’s gonna be just music to Blake’s little ears while he wastes away in Pentonville Prison!

The title Material Girl wasn’t given to Madonna for no reason as it now seems she is one of the wealthiest women in the UK having secured the number 25 on the list of Britain’s 100 wealthiest women with an estimated fortune of $600 million dollars.

Welsh actress, Catherine Zeta Jones also made the list along with her American actor husband Michael Douglas which saw them ranking in at number 43 with $370 million.

David Beckham and wife Posh Spice landed the 62nd spot with an estimated fortune of $250 million and the Sharon Osbourne and wacky husband Ozzy Osbourne came in at number 69 with a shared fortune of $220 million.

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