Play With Fire and You’ll Get Burnt! George Clooney Leaves Sarah Larson Devastated!

With a track record such as George Clooney’s, any girl with half the experience of Las Vegas cocktail waitress, Sarah Larson should have realized that pinning your future on becoming the next Mrs George Clooney (there was one other many years ago, for four years to actress Talia Balsam !) was like booking a return passage on the Titanic!

Known as Hollywood’s most notorious bachelor and having been named People magazine’s Most Eligible Bachelor and Sexiest Man Alive, twice, and having been romantically tied to a bevy of Hollywood beauties, Larson could only have been placing herself on a suicide mission thinking she could be the girl to tame Clooney!

A friend of the now red eyed Sarah told Fox News of Larson, “She thought they were getting married. Instead, she got dumped. She’s really upset. Devastated.”

After moving into Clooney’s L.A mansion, Larson must have believed she was really something special only to find that just as quickly as she unpacked her bags, she was packing them and heading back to her old crowd on the Las Vegas strip.

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Penelope Cruz, Ashlee Simpson and Sean Penn: All Loved Up?

Where to begin?

Its ‘rekindled love’ ‘engaged’, ‘marrying’ and married and all in one breath. Will there be no unattached people in Hollywood by the end of this year. George Clooney is all snuggled up with Sarah Larson, Paris Hilton has her Benji Madden, Beyonce just got spliced to Jay Z and that’s not all!

First, we hear that Sean Penn and wife, Robin Wright Penn have decided to rekindle their broken relationship after Sean attended a birthday party for Robin. The couple apparently filed a dismissal in court yesterday and had it granted.

Well time will tell if the original problems for the break up have been resolved or if they will raise their ugly heads again sometime in the future. Guess it’s a case of ‘cant live with him, cant live without him!

Finally Ashlee Simpson’s rep has scotched the rumours of the engagement of her favourite little starlet, revealing that she is in fact engaged to boyfriend Pete Wentz!

Ashlee posted a note on friendsorenemies.com earlier today confirming her engagement to Pete saying, “We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I, and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best.” Isn’t that cute?

“Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes, it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, and we wanted to be the first to tell you and to hear it straight from us.”

Although the couple are expected to marry sometime this year, if more rumours are to be believed it could be sooner rather than later, Ashlee may be pregnant, but that’s probably just a nasty rumour!

Then to top it all Penelope Cruz is all set to marry No Country for Old Men star, Javier Bardem.

The smolderingly good looking Bardem is said to have proposed to Penelope during a recent romantic holiday in France.

Although with most news in Hollywood this is just a rumour right now as neither couple, or their reps, has confirmed it. But, judging by the amount of time the couple spend together there still could be some truth in it and the months to come will be the proof of the pudding!

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George Clooney to Say, I Do????

You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you!

Remember those lines from the 1980’s song by Human League? Well they have come true for one lucky Las Vegas waitress, who surprisingly, gave up that line of employment once she had George clearly in her sight!

After meeting Sarah Larson in mid 2007, the 47 year old star of Ocean’s Thirteen has apparently lost all sense of reality and is willing to give up his title of the most eligible bachelor in the world.

Clooney has reportedly asked his girlfriend Sarah Larson to marry him. The two are reportedly already engaged and they plan on marrying this summer at George’s Lake Como villa in Italy.

Can we blame Brad Pitt and Matt Damon for this turn of events? If they hadn’t abandoned George in favour of marital bliss, he’d still be out there on the market!

Oh well, with Hollywood marriages having all the life expectancy of a pack of Swiss cheese, this union should see George back on the market by the time he’s fifty and while he may be as handsome as ever by then, in all probability he’ll be a few million $$$ lighter!

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