Be Fat and Talentless and You’re Made! Mel B Shows How!

Look what having no talent but being in the right place at the right time can bring to your life! Mel B shows us all, with no fear of the camera invading her privacy either.

Its as good as getting those 6 numbers on the lottery when you have been a member of a 1990’s has been all girl band, The Spice Girls and then continue to con the world that you are creating albums worth buying!

During her second day on holiday in Miami, Scary Spice went pool side to provide onlookers with a show as she feasted on strawberries, pink champagne, salad, and completed her solo performance with a less than healthy cigarette.

Not only is Mel B attempting a solo music career but she is also trying her hand at a modeling career.

There is no justice in this world! There are truly talented, beautiful girls who attend R.A.D.A. and modeling schools running up massive grants and then a short tubby little talent less madam like Mel B runs away with idea that she can be the next top model or song bird!

Is there a Mad Spice, cos she can have the title!

But wait, is someone coming to our rescue and holding her under for the count of 100?

ABB