Kelly Osbourne Gives Lessons in Child Care!

Forget Dr Phil, Dr Ruth or Dr Spock, we can now all learn from Dr Kelly Osbourne as she shares her thoughts on celebrity children. Because of course she has been ‘dragged’ up by the parents from hell and would know all about the difference between good and bad parenting.

Kelly spewed a few pearls for us all when she said, “I respect Gwyneth ­Paltrow because she covers her babies’ faces – she never lets the paparazzi get that picture. I’m not going to put the Spice Girls down, but they took their kids on stage at every single show of that last tour of theirs. To be a child of three and have 25,000 girls screaming at you – I don’t think that’s necessarily good.”

Shame her mother, Sharon Osbourne, hadn’t admired Gwyneth Paltorw’s desire to keep her baby’s face out of the spot light and put a ground sheet over Kelly’s face, at least until she turns 40 anyway!

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The Big Fight Comes to the Brits!

The normally loud mouthed and desperately obnoxious Sharon Osbourne has finally found a venue for her unfeminine qualities. The Brit Awards.

Osbourne, known for her rantings, bad tempered outbursts and for pouring a glass of water over Simon Cowell on the set of American Idol, is about to harness her spite and aggression, and for once use it on a very deserving candidate. Heather Mills.

Sharon has commented on the likelihood of Mills turning up at the Brit Awards, which Sharon and husband Ozzy are due to compare on Wednesday, and has in no uncertain terms expressed how she will welcome the gold digger with a swift sharp boot up her rear end. Mills is currently in dead lock with Sir Paul McCartney over just how much of his fortune she intends to walk away with after their divorce, and this has angered not only the UK public but now, it would appear UK celebrities too.

Apparently, Sharon will basically get her claws out and rip Heather Mills apart if she shows up to the Brit Awards on Wednesday. Sharon has made it clear that Mills is not invited to the show.

She says, ‘I would boot her off. I think she’s a miserable old cow.’

Paul McCartney is due to receive a Lifetime Achievement award at the ceremony.

Maybe the organizers of the Brits could set up a special attraction mud wrestling ring especially for the two ‘ladies‘.

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