England’s Full of Sh** Right Now, So its a Big Fat ‘No Entry’ to Snoop Dogg!

Given the choice, would you let this man into your home? Well that’s exactly how the Brits see Snoop Dogg’s efforts to infiltrate their ‘home’.

Even though the Brits have suffered the demise of their great country under the 3 terms of a useless Labour government, lead first by Tony Blair and now Gordon Brown, had a massive influx of Eastern block immigrants who have invaded their shores thanks to the UK uniting with the European Union, experienced gas prices that go right off the Rictor scale and interest rates that are causing an unprecedented amount of financial grief to the working people, they still know when things can only get worse!

And that’s why they are sticking to their guns when they slap a ‘no entry’ sign on the door every time Snoop Dogg tries to break in!

The British Government and Britain’s Border Agency are going to extreme measures to make sure Snoop doesn’t enter their country. This follows his fighting fit at an airport in 2006 and probably his general reputation and arrogance.

Coupled with Dogg looking like the 5^th entry on America’s Most Wanted list and his total lack of talent it would appear that the Brits have for once seen the light. Even with Vincent Van Gogh’s ear for music, its obvious Dogg’s talents clearly dont not lay in the field of music, in fact its sacrilege to use the words ‘Snoop Dogg’ and ‘music’ in the same sentance.

The UK can display enough of its home grown crap within its tiny country without importing it from the United States, or anywhere else in the world! Hey, they have Amy Winehouse, isn’t that enough for one nation to contend with?

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David Beckham: Please May I Sing, Posh?

Here’s one celebrity who knows exactly where his talents lay. In tackling a mid fielder in the World cup, posing in sexy sunglasses, running around in Adidas sneakers and looking moody while appearing on his calendar.

But since ‘Bad Bo’ Snoop Dog recently became a ‘drinking buddy’ to the English footer star David Beckham, much to the disapproval of his wife, Victoria, Posh Spice, Beckham, rumours have abounded of the two drinking buddies doing their own karaoke.

Although David Beckham has denied rumours that he is to collaborate with rapper and friend Snoop Dogg on a new song the rumours were fuelled further by the fact the L.A. Galaxy star appeared in Dogg’s reality TV show Father Hood. However, Beckham’s spokesman told The Celebrity Truth, that there was “No truth in that one.”

But we cant help thinking that maybe Victoria Beckham had a hand in the final decision. Why? Because she needs Becks home to mind the kids? No, he just might upstage her, which in all honesty wouldn’t be that difficult. Kermit the frog has had more successful singles than Miss Posh!

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