Be Fat and Talentless and You’re Made! Mel B Shows How!

Look what having no talent but being in the right place at the right time can bring to your life! Mel B shows us all, with no fear of the camera invading her privacy either.

Its as good as getting those 6 numbers on the lottery when you have been a member of a 1990’s has been all girl band, The Spice Girls and then continue to con the world that you are creating albums worth buying!

During her second day on holiday in Miami, Scary Spice went pool side to provide onlookers with a show as she feasted on strawberries, pink champagne, salad, and completed her solo performance with a less than healthy cigarette.

Not only is Mel B attempting a solo music career but she is also trying her hand at a modeling career.

There is no justice in this world! There are truly talented, beautiful girls who attend R.A.D.A. and modeling schools running up massive grants and then a short tubby little talent less madam like Mel B runs away with idea that she can be the next top model or song bird!

Is there a Mad Spice, cos she can have the title!

But wait, is someone coming to our rescue and holding her under for the count of 100?

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Is the World Ready for Another Baby Spice?

Following her backstage encounters with all the little spawnings of The Spice Girls, Melanie Chisholm, Sporty Spice, Mel C, which ever title she holds these days, has revealed that she is now ready to join the rest of the clan and give the world yet another precautious break dancing brat.

Chisholm says, “Being backstage at the shows with the girls and all the kids made me think, ‘Yeah I could be a good mum.’ “I used to say giving the children back was the best bit, but seriously all the girls are great mums… and they have given me the confidence to have a go.”

Maybe she could borrow David Beckham! According to his wife in a recent interview with OK magazine, he spends all day sha****g in an effort to help Posh stay thin! Cant guarantee that result if Mel C gets pregnant though!

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Kelly Osbourne Gives Lessons in Child Care!

Forget Dr Phil, Dr Ruth or Dr Spock, we can now all learn from Dr Kelly Osbourne as she shares her thoughts on celebrity children. Because of course she has been ‘dragged’ up by the parents from hell and would know all about the difference between good and bad parenting.

Kelly spewed a few pearls for us all when she said, “I respect Gwyneth ­Paltrow because she covers her babies’ faces – she never lets the paparazzi get that picture. I’m not going to put the Spice Girls down, but they took their kids on stage at every single show of that last tour of theirs. To be a child of three and have 25,000 girls screaming at you – I don’t think that’s necessarily good.”

Shame her mother, Sharon Osbourne, hadn’t admired Gwyneth Paltorw’s desire to keep her baby’s face out of the spot light and put a ground sheet over Kelly’s face, at least until she turns 40 anyway!

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