Posh Spice Cant Concentrate in Flatties!

Didn’t we just report last month that Victoria Beckham says she cant concentrate when she isn’t wearing 5 inch high heels?

Well that theory is certainly born out as she clearly couldn’t concentrate on what to wear with her flatties! She must have grabbed David’s jeans in the rush to get out!

The normally well groomed, fashion plate, Posh Spice, who even turns up to ball games dressed to kill, let her guard down as she took her 4 children to Disneyland recently wearing a tatty black T, what appears to be size 12 jeans on her size 0 body and flatties which may have been used in Spartacus, the movie!

Four children? Yes, Cruz Beckham, Romeo Beckham, Brooklyn Beckham and David Beckham!

The rest of the family seem to be aware of what a tramp Victoria Beckham looks as ol’ Golden Balls bows his head, Cruz fakes narcolepsy and Romeo is hiding behind his dad! Brooklyn has escaped altogether!

It also appears that she finds her appetite difficult to concentrate on no matter where she is. The woman is a stick insect!

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Princess Eugenie Frolics Naked! Off With Her Head!

Following in the free spirited style of her mother, Sarah Ferguson, daughter Princess Beatrice, 18, was found romping naked in the grounds of her very expensive up market school, Marlborough College in Wiltshire, England.

Being sixth in line to the British throne certainly doesn’t play much importance in the life of the young Princess as she spent the evening drinking in a local pub only to return to her school with the urge to remove her clothes and frolic with her equally naked friends!

A source told the Sun newspaper, “It was a couple of weeks ago just before people started taking their A-levels and some find exams all a bit stressful. For some reason they stripped off and started prancing about It was light-hearted and they were sort of frolicking like nymphs. But they got too noisy and staff discovered them. They had to quickly pick up their clothes and hot-foot it inside.

Seems like this young Princess and grand daughter of Queen Elizabeth II is going to be supplying the media with many a good story for years to come!

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Pamela Anderson Goes Back to the Future with Tommy Lee!

Just ask Gordon Ramsay or Wolfgang Puck, a soufflé never rises twice!

As much as you cant pump the air back into a soufflé you cant claw back a relationship, especially in Hollywood as these two have proved hundreds of times before with their relationship rekindling attempts!

So the news that former Baywatch beauty, Pamela Anderson has reunited with her ex husband, and Motley Crew band member, Tommy Lee, whom she divorced in 1998, we can all expect to see a flat, pulpy mess laying all over Beverly Hills in the next few months!

Given the length of her last relationship, a marriage, to Rick Salomon, which lasted all of two months, the future doesn’t look very hopeful for a Lee/Anderson 30^th wedding anniversary in 2038!

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Baby News from Jessica Alba and Cash Warren

The actress and Playboy cover girl, Jessica Alba, 27, can once again return to showing us all what a fantastic figure she has after giving birth this weekend to her long awaited baby girl, Honor Marie Warren.

After marrying Cash Warren, 29, in a very low key ceremony three weeks ago in the Beverly Hills courthouse, the happy couple greeted the arrival of their first baby at Los Angeles’ Cedars Sinai Medical Center on Saturday.

Congratulations to the new parents!

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Michael Jackson Moonwalks to Las Vegas!

The latest piece of juicy information coming out of the beleaguered Michael Jackson camp is that he could be heading to Las Vegas, not to gamble on the slots but more to gamble on his future.

After recently having prevented foreclosure on his beloved Neverland Ranch, which nestles deep in the Californian valleys, it would appear that the self proclaimed King of Pop has already been taking gambles with his future by accepting cash to clear his mortgage arrears.

But where did the cash come from and what are the strings attached to it?

Well, a very caring group who call themselves Colony Capital, negotiated with the bailiffs and anyone else Jackson owed cash to, and it would seem tied him into a contract which should see him very soon performing at the Las Vegas Hilton, which they so conveniently own.

Now, these guys don’t come across as the type that would take kindly to any kind of double crossing, so unless Jackson doesn’t mind sporting a number of other prosthetic body parts in the near future, it may be advisable for him to start moon walking himself off to The Strip and getting some ticket sales safely under his belt.

With Jackson’s outstanding debt on Neverland calculated in the region of $25m (£12.5m) selling tickets at $200 a throw, doing 2 performances and a matinee per week should see him clearing the debt around…..the 12^th of never-land!

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Heather Mills, The Working Girl!

Well, she certainly had the mouth for the job! Both ‘big’ and ‘foul’.

The UK television channel, Channel 4, is running a documentary tonight in which an ‘old friend’ of Heather Mills’s claims both she and Paul McCartney’s gold digging ex wife worked together in the 1980’s as high class prostitutes. Maybe the ‘high class’ may be a bit of a stretch, but prostitute we’ll go with!!!

During her 20’s Mills was struggling to make a living and along with Denise Hewitt, now 44, entertained men for £10,000 a night offering sex and acting out lesbian fantasies for their clients.

Mills’s friend (that’s the sort of friends this nasty bit of work seems to attract), Denise has said in the interview, ‘We used to get a lot of jewelry as gifts, rings, watches, Bulgari bracelets, cars. The world was our oyster. We enjoyed it,’ Denise says on the programme.

‘We would have full-on sex with a guy. We went into high-class prostitution behind closed doors. Girls in Newcastle go out and do it for free. But we’d get £10,000 for our girlie-girlie scenes.‘

Going on to further add credence to her story Hewitt names specific men. “Adnan Kashoggi, Kerry Packer and one of the Royal princes of Saudi, they were the big fish and there were a couple of others that were classed as Heather’s sugar daddies.’

A Channel 4 spokeswoman defended the strong allegations made in the documentary saying, ‘Our show tries to separate fact from fiction and find out the truth behind the headlines.’

The normally loud mouthed, vocal and media hungry Mills was unavailable for comment! Probably got her mouth full of something!

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Norah Jones and Her Blueberry Pie

Well it’s certainly been a while since we’ve heard from this little lady. Nine-time Grammy Winner Norah Jones recently sat down with the Chicago Sun-Times to discuss the blush worthy perks of her first acting experience in My Blueberry Nights.

The movie, which is a character-driven drama, focuses on a young woman’s turbulent breakup and her attachment to an all-night diner where she spends hours quietly chatting with the chivalrous owner played by Jude Law.

After finally getting her fill of the culinary artists’ famous blueberry pie, she sets off on a trek around the United States in an effort to find herself.

Although Jones has made more than a name for herself and is celebrated on many continents, she has essentially stayed humble…very humble.

“I had to kiss Jude about 90 times and I didn’t want to laugh, but it seemed so ridiculous,” the 28-year-old giggled. “What in the world am I doing kissing Jude Law? He’s Jude…and I’m…me.”

Just because she has never participated in a film does not mean she’s unable to bring anything to the screen, as director Kar-Wai Wong actually used her lack-of-background to his advantage.

“He told me not to take acting lessons,” Jones divulged. “He just wanted me to be raw and natural. So in many ways the entire movie was one big acting lesson.”

And one big make out session!

The new release is currently playing in select theatres across America. To view the highly-anticipated film’s trailer, visit - http://youtube.com/watch?v=zFWEWwE-hjc

George W Bush Fiddles While Rome Burns!

While the death toll of American troops rose to an astounding 4,000 in the Iraqi war this Easter weekend, George W Bush took the opportunity to enjoy his weekend cuddled up with the Easter Bunny. How Presidential!

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Holy Beard! Paris Hilton’s Got a New BFF!

We heard last week that Paris Hilton, star of the recent movie, The Hottie and the Nottie , was about to appear in a reality show that was all set to find her a new best friend, but by the look of it she’s done okay on her own, and seems to have found her level.

Paris, 27, stepped out in the past few days in West Hollywood with her personal Swami (no, not swampy, Swami!!!). She was seen perusing the shelves of Hollywood’s Bodhi Tree philosophical bookshop.

Poor little Paris was upstaged by her shopping accomplice who was clothed in a vibrant orange and captivating red number straight off the London fashion week catwalk! With his long grey, tinted hair and statuesque figure he cut a dashing sight with our favourite socialite!

Paris herself was overshadowed by Swami, in a plain white dress and no sign of her normal party girl style insight.

Britney Spears Tries a New Look!

Not wanting to jump the gun, since we’ve seen Britney Spears shopping for ‘Plan B’ pregnancy testing kits and many other contrived publicity stunt in the past, but today the young troubled Miss Spears was spotted perusing the rails of wedding dresses in a store in Los Angeles.

The 26 year old Toxic singer visited Monique Lhuillier, a designer bridal-gown boutique on Melrose Avenue, before visiting shops Betsey Johnson and Fred Segal.

There are several reasons why Miss Spears would be on a wedding dress shopping spree, maybe it’s for herself? Or maybe she’s venturing into the world of wedding planner in much the same vein as Jennifer Lopez in the 2001 movie The Wedding Planner? Or maybe its for her pregnant sister Jamie Lynn Spears.

But, armed with the knowledge that Britney was admitted to a Los Angeles psychiatric hospital and then released after only six days, the best bet is that she is still in the throes of a mental health crisis.

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