Dont Cry For Me Argentina, or England or….David Beckham Out!

Poor old David Beckham seems to have exchanged a monumentous footballing career in the United Kingdom for a less than mediocre ‘job’ in the United States and all, most probably, based on the fact that Posh wanted to move to Los Angeles to chase a non-existing modeling, acting, pouting career! Thats dead in the water!

Now the LA Galaxy star finds himself stranded on 99 caps after concerns over his fitness prompted Fabio Capello to omit him from the 30-man training squad, his first as England manager.

The former Manchester United and Real Madrid man had been expected to bring up his century by captaining Capello’s team at Wembley, but the skipper’s armband should now go to Steven Gerrard, with John Terry and Frank Lampard.

Jamie Rednap’s wife Louise was happy to follow a successful career in the UK, not so much Posh Spice with her self opinionated pout!

Should have stayed at home with Michael Owen and Wayne Rooney!

ABB

Paris Hilton Has A Gay Old Time!

The burning question of the day is, ‘Does Paris Hilton Swing Both Ways?”

Paris Hilton got some lady lovin’ Monday night as she stepped out on the town with a hottie – not a nottie – on either arm.

After a pit stop at “Crustacean” to attend a SAG Awards gala, the celebutante hit up her most recent haunt “Falcon,” a lesbian bar located on Sunset Blvd. The Daily Mail reports that Paris reappeared sometime later with reality-show star Brittny Gastineau in tow, and apparently the two looked quite cozy.

This marks the second time within the month that Hilton has graced the bar regulars with her presence. For those who need a recap, she was first introduced to the hotspot three weeks ago during the 5^th season premiere party of The L Word. Sources claimed they witnessed Paris “holding hands” with the show’s star Katherine Moennig through-out the night.

According to The Daily Mail, after meeting up with another gal pal Paris threw on a brunette wig and bounced over to club “Hyde.” From there she concluded the evening at “LAX,” her former stomping grounds.

Is it possible that the heiress has adopted a bisexual streak? Or is she, as we have all suspected just simply a nympho and wants to give everyone a fair chance at the fair lady!

ABB

Heath Ledger Craved Privacy in Life

Its been less than 24 hours since Heath Ledger’s body was found in his Lower Manhattan home and already the privacy he so craved in life has not followed him in death.

Speculation is already mounting as to why and how he died and the paparazzi are hoping for some scandalous information to surface. Was he gay? Was he a druggy? Was he depressed because of his broken relationship with Michelle Williams?

Probably none of the above. Could just have been a total accident?

The 28 year old star of Brokeback Mountain and the Joker in the new Batman movie had an untimely and sad demise and this should remain private for now, to honour both the respect of Heath, his family and his grieving fans.

So far the New York coroner’s office has revealed that the reason fro his death and tests on his body are inconclusive and probably will remain that way for at least another 10 days.

Let Heath rest in peace, at least until we know the truth.

ABB

Crap glitter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Looking for a good stocking stuffer, why not give them gold pills that make their crap glitter. Gold pills are dipped in gold and filled with 24 karat gold leafs. It’s supposed to make your poop glitter and add some bling. The bad news is they will set you back $425!

Austin Powers needs to tell Goldmember about these babies!

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