Posh Spice Cant Concentrate in Flatties!

Didn’t we just report last month that Victoria Beckham says she cant concentrate when she isn’t wearing 5 inch high heels?

Well that theory is certainly born out as she clearly couldn’t concentrate on what to wear with her flatties! She must have grabbed David’s jeans in the rush to get out!

The normally well groomed, fashion plate, Posh Spice, who even turns up to ball games dressed to kill, let her guard down as she took her 4 children to Disneyland recently wearing a tatty black T, what appears to be size 12 jeans on her size 0 body and flatties which may have been used in Spartacus, the movie!

Four children? Yes, Cruz Beckham, Romeo Beckham, Brooklyn Beckham and David Beckham!

The rest of the family seem to be aware of what a tramp Victoria Beckham looks as ol’ Golden Balls bows his head, Cruz fakes narcolepsy and Romeo is hiding behind his dad! Brooklyn has escaped altogether!

It also appears that she finds her appetite difficult to concentrate on no matter where she is. The woman is a stick insect!

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Bargain Basement Victoria Beckham!

Yet another career move down the proverbial plughole for Mrs Victoria Beckham.

Struggling to make just one good career move, Vicky, the 34 year old wife of footballer David Beckham, has in the past 12 years, ventured into singing (as a group member) a solo singing career, modeling, a reality show and now along with all her other ‘business’ ventures, designing her own line of clothes has ended up in the bargain basement!

Posh Spice’s dVb range of denim has been taken off the shelves in Los Angeles’s boutiques and is now available in Loemanns in California selling her jeans at just $69.99, a huge drop from the $289.00 they started life as!

Maybe Posh should just try being ‘wife of Becks’ and mother to her 3 kids!

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From The Catwalk to Oxfam:Kate Moss and Posh Spice Strut!

From the sublime to the ridiculous and back again. That would appear to be the world of supermodels and would-be super models such as Kate Moss and Victoria Beckham.

One, who is actually a ‘supermodel’ struts the catwalks in beautiful gowns and outfits designed by Versace, Gucci and Alexander McQueen, looking every bit the beautiful young lady and in her personal life walks the streets of London looking like nothing more than a bag lady.

Then there’s the proverbial clothes horse, Victoria Beckham, who never leaves home without painting on her now signature pout and squeezing into anything from the 12-18 month department at Mothercare.

Even with a new beau in her life Kate still doesn’t make the effort. Moss is currently on her 20^th engagement to Jamie Hince, guitarist for The Kills since she dumped junkie Pete Doherty last summer.

Lets hope her wedding dress isn’t straight off the racks of Oxfam!

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David Beckham: Please May I Sing, Posh?

Here’s one celebrity who knows exactly where his talents lay. In tackling a mid fielder in the World cup, posing in sexy sunglasses, running around in Adidas sneakers and looking moody while appearing on his calendar.

But since ‘Bad Bo’ Snoop Dog recently became a ‘drinking buddy’ to the English footer star David Beckham, much to the disapproval of his wife, Victoria, Posh Spice, Beckham, rumours have abounded of the two drinking buddies doing their own karaoke.

Although David Beckham has denied rumours that he is to collaborate with rapper and friend Snoop Dogg on a new song the rumours were fuelled further by the fact the L.A. Galaxy star appeared in Dogg’s reality TV show Father Hood. However, Beckham’s spokesman told The Celebrity Truth, that there was “No truth in that one.”

But we cant help thinking that maybe Victoria Beckham had a hand in the final decision. Why? Because she needs Becks home to mind the kids? No, he just might upstage her, which in all honesty wouldn’t be that difficult. Kermit the frog has had more successful singles than Miss Posh!

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Gosh, Posh! Aren’t you Chilly?

Victoria Beckham seems to have forgotten she’s in London. She and the rest of the Spice Girls are currently touring in the UK for their awesome, must-see (ha!) tour, and Victoria was caught out shopping in the exclusive Bond Street area of London. And she was practically naked.

Okay, she was wearing a little satin mini dress and a tiny cardigan, but seriously… she had to be freezing. At Dumb Ass Celebrities, we get wanting to look hot. But it’s not worth catching pneumonia. Luckily for Posh Spice, there was a car right outside –with, no doubt, the heat running– waiting to chauffer Posh to her next shopping location. It’s great to be rich.

The Spice Girls were in Germany last night in concert, and will be in Madrid, Spain on the 23^rd. Looks like it’s snowing there, too, so let’s hope for Posh’s sake she picked up a coat while she was out shopping. She wouldn’t want to ruin her flawless, fabulous singing voice with a cold.

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