Please Cher your Hair Secrets With Us!

Just as Paris Hilton is releasing her new hair product for ‘taming’ hair, Cher appears in public with anything but ‘tamed’ hair.

But, just as much as Paris takes herself seriously, Cher equally sees herself as a fun person. How could she not with a wig that resembles a poodle who has been left alone with a bleach bottle?

Over the years Cher has donned many an eye-catching hair creation and doesn’t appear to be letting her 61 years bring an end to her love of wigs! From a Lily Munster look a like to the original Amy Winehouse beehive, Cher has lead the way in wigs!

Cher discussed having been married twice, the first time to Sonny Bono which ended after 11 years and her second attempt at marriage with rock star Gregg Allman which famously only lasted nine days. She also touched on her relationship with Tom Cruise prior to his marriage to Mimi Rogers.

Telling Oprah and the audience that she is currently single she admitted, “It’s not every man who can be comfortable with me. Being Cher is a hard thing and difficult for him to hold his place.”

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Watch Out! Watch Out! Amy Winehouse is Out!

Following her ‘video’ related arrest yesterday in connection with her use of controlled drugs, Amy Winehouse spent some time incarcerated but is now out on the streets again, roaming free to frighten just about anyone who turns a corner and is confronted with her bird’s nest hair do, her Jurassic teeth and the smell eluding from those awful tatty pink ballet pumps she insists on wearing!

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Hillary Clinton: The White House in Her Sights!

Remember that 1970’s hit by Toronto born singer songwriter R Dean Taylor, ‘Indiana Wants Me?’ Well that certainly seems to be the unexpected song that Hillary Clinton should be singing after her very marginal win on May 6^th in the state of Indiana against her Democratic opponent, Barrack Obama.

The excruciatingly late voting which came in from the most North Westerly county in Indiana eventually made Hills the lady of the ‘Lake County‘.

The Dynamic Duo, Duet???

But right now both Hills and Barack are singing the same old song made famous by Michael Jacskon, who incidentally was born in Gary, Indiana, and the Jackson 5, ‘Never Can Say Goodbye!’

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White Wedding but No White House: Jenna Bush Marries

Henry Hager is all set to infiltrate the Bush family this coming Saturday when he says, ‘I do’ to Jenna Bush, the 26 year old daughter of George W Bush and First Lady, Laura Bush.

Jenna, who is one half of a twin, with Barbara being the other half, will marry Hager, son of the head of the Republican Party in Virginia, in a private family affair at the Bush’s 1,600-acre ranch in Crawford, Texas, near a lake at the ranch, in front of a giant cross made of Texas limestone that will serve as an altar.

Of course, a small family affair to the Bush’s actually means 200 guests and family members and 14 attendants for the bride where Barbara is said to be he maid of honour and Jenna will be wearing an Oscar de la Renta gown with a short train.

Jenna met Henry during her father’s 2004 re-election campaign and he proposed to her in August 2007 while the pair were on a hiking holiday on Cadillac Mountain in Acadia National Park in Maine when he popped the question with a diamond which had been reset in a ring that also features sapphires. The original ring was a Hager family heirloom.

Hager graduated from Wake Forest University and worked as an aide to Bush’s former top political adviser Karl Rove is set to receive a master’s degree in business administration later this month from the University of Virginia’s Darden School of Business. His 30^th birthday falls the day before the wedding.

When asked earlier this year about his part in the wedding plans, George W Bush said jokingly: “I had to face some very difficult spending decisions, and I’ve had to conduct sensitive diplomacy. That’s called planning for a wedding.” Maybe he should have shown some of those skills when overseeing the national budget!

The location comes as somewhat of a disappointment to her mother, Laura, who admits that she half hoped Jenna and Hager, whom she calls “soul mates,” would get married at the White House. But Jenna said she was raised in Texas and having a White House wedding just wasn’t her style.

“It means a lot to Henry and me to be outdoors,” Jenna said in an interview with Vogue magazine. “We wanted something organic and low-key.

“There’s a glamour to it, I know,” she said of White House ceremonies. “But Henry and I are far less glamorous than the White House.”

Wow! What a refreshing observation compared with the limelight seeking weddings of most Hollywood stars who would probably all but kill to be married at the White House.

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Boy George Wants ‘To Be Reborn’

Singer/Songwriter Boy George was at the top of his game in the early ‘80’s after starting the band Culture Club. People went wild for the overly flamboyant, New Romantic Movement hits such as “Karma Chameleon” and “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?” Once the band broke up in ’86, George decided to try his hand at a solo career. Though he gained a decent amount of success in the UK, he never quite made it in the US - unless you count his work on the 2003 Broadway musical Taboo.

The last several years have been plagued with drug arrests and canceled tour dates. In 2007 he stepped back into the limelight after allegedly assaulting & falsely imprisoning a Norwegian gentleman at his home in East London. During that year he managed to scrap together a few paydays by Deejaying for various parties in Dubai and Sydney.

Apparently he will be headlining his first North American tour in a decade this coming summer. Tickets are now on sale for $65, would you shell out that much for this junky has-been?

England’s Full of Sh** Right Now, So its a Big Fat ‘No Entry’ to Snoop Dogg!

Given the choice, would you let this man into your home? Well that’s exactly how the Brits see Snoop Dogg’s efforts to infiltrate their ‘home’.

Even though the Brits have suffered the demise of their great country under the 3 terms of a useless Labour government, lead first by Tony Blair and now Gordon Brown, had a massive influx of Eastern block immigrants who have invaded their shores thanks to the UK uniting with the European Union, experienced gas prices that go right off the Rictor scale and interest rates that are causing an unprecedented amount of financial grief to the working people, they still know when things can only get worse!

And that’s why they are sticking to their guns when they slap a ‘no entry’ sign on the door every time Snoop Dogg tries to break in!

The British Government and Britain’s Border Agency are going to extreme measures to make sure Snoop doesn’t enter their country. This follows his fighting fit at an airport in 2006 and probably his general reputation and arrogance.

Coupled with Dogg looking like the 5^th entry on America’s Most Wanted list and his total lack of talent it would appear that the Brits have for once seen the light. Even with Vincent Van Gogh’s ear for music, its obvious Dogg’s talents clearly dont not lay in the field of music, in fact its sacrilege to use the words ‘Snoop Dogg’ and ‘music’ in the same sentance.

The UK can display enough of its home grown crap within its tiny country without importing it from the United States, or anywhere else in the world! Hey, they have Amy Winehouse, isn’t that enough for one nation to contend with?

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Amy Winehouse Gives Her Blake a Little Nibble!

We’ve all heard the stories about how dreadful prison food can be, but clearly it must be worse than anyone ever thought! Poor little incarcerated Blake Fielder Civil has had to resort to nibbling at his wife’s neck for nourishment as she visited him today in Pentonville prison, London.

Blake has been on remand in Pentonville prison since 2007 awaiting trial for allegedly perverting the course of justice in relation to an assault charge.

On leaving the prison, after her romantic link up with Blake, the class act, Amy, stretched her scrawny neck and displayed the gory sight of a ‘love bite’ supposedly sucked by Civil Fielder.

In an attempt to dispel recent rumours of her intention to divorce Civil Fielder and her involvement with Alex Haines, Amy pointed out in no uncertain terms, both the bite and her determination to stay with her hubby when she said, “I am not divorcing Blake. I am totally in love with him. You’ve seen us together and you know how much we’re in love with each other. We’re going to be together for ever. We’re not splitting up. I don’t have a new boyfriend.”

Well, good luck with that!

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Mindy McCready Reveals Truth About Affair!

Country singing star, Mindy McCready has finally admitted her long time affair with the former Toronto Blue Jays and Red Sox ace player, Roger Clemens.

Clemens, 45, who is currently under investigation by the FBI on charges of perjury in an ongoing steroid investigation as well as a defamation suit against the man who accused him of taking performance-enhancing drugs, met Mindy when she was just 15 years old and he was 28 years old and married with 2 children.

In New York Daily News McCready, 34, revealed the two became close friends when they met in a karaoke bar in Florida and it wasn’t until she became a country star and moved to Nashville that the two became intimate.

In the interview Mindy confessed, “Yes, I have known Roger Clemens for a long time,” McCready said in a prepared statement. “He’s a kind and caring man. He’s also a legendary athlete.’

McCready’s mother, Gayle Inge, has said she is unaware of how close the singer and the baseball player ever became but that he was a complete gentleman when she met him.

Clemens stuck by Mindy when she was in abusive relationships, pleaded guilty to falsifying prescriptions to get pain medications, attempted suicide, and was sent to jail for six months for violating the terms of her probation. The story said Clemens sent her FedEx boxes stuffed with cash to help her deal with her legal problems.

The story is denied by Clemens who states his relationship with Mindy never strayed beyond friendship.

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David Beckham Goes Taliban!

From his head to his chin, footballer David Beckham seems to have missed the fact that his excess of hair should in fact be on his head not on, and under, his chin.

Beckham, known for his trend setting male grooming has definitely eschewed his usual high standards in favour of a more ‘radical’ look. Radical as in Taliban radical!

David showed off his new look as he jogged onto the pitch for the Los Angeles Galaxy football team on Sunday. But maybe his new look actually helped the normally struggling team as they left the pitch having secured a 5-2 win over Chivas, USA.

With Tom Cruise and his children cheering Golden Balls on from the sidelines, maybe the bearded Beckham was sending some kind of subliminal message to Cruise that scientology wasn’t going to be his religion of choice, looking more like a refugee from Afghanistan than an immaculately ‘suit clad’ Scientologist!

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Amy Winehouse: From Prison to Payroll

It was a mish-mash weekend for troubled singer Amy Winehouse as first she was seen in the loving arms of her new man, 22 year old Alex Haines, and the next moment she’s seen slapping some guy outside her local in Camden Town.

Needless to say, the rest of the night was spent alone in the cells at Holborn police station in much the same way as her poor incarcerated husband, Blake Civil Fielder.

Then came some more sweet news for Amy as she is seen riding high in the tenth position on the Young Music Millionaire list after having amassed a £10 million fortune over her short singing career.

Then to top off the bitter sweet weekend Amy’s own father, Mick, has indicated that he would like to see his daughter sectioned under the mental health laws in England. But the 57-year-old taxi driver acknowledged his chances of having Winehouse committed to a psychiatric hospital were slim.

He also intimated that in his opinion it would have been Amy who pursued Alex in the relationship and not the other way around. Guess that’s gonna be just music to Blake’s little ears while he wastes away in Pentonville Prison!

The title Material Girl wasn’t given to Madonna for no reason as it now seems she is one of the wealthiest women in the UK having secured the number 25 on the list of Britain’s 100 wealthiest women with an estimated fortune of $600 million dollars.

Welsh actress, Catherine Zeta Jones also made the list along with her American actor husband Michael Douglas which saw them ranking in at number 43 with $370 million.

David Beckham and wife Posh Spice landed the 62nd spot with an estimated fortune of $250 million and the Sharon Osbourne and wacky husband Ozzy Osbourne came in at number 69 with a shared fortune of $220 million.

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